Soda Pop

Three bored girls are sitting around, and one of them suggests that they make up nicknames for their ideal boyfriends and name them after soda pops.

The first girl says, "I want mine to be 7-Up, 'cause seven days a week, he's up."

The second girl answers, "I want mine to be Mountain Dew 'cause when he's in between my mountains, we'll be doing it."

The third girl replies, "Mine's gonna be Jack Daniel's."

Her friends argue, "You can't do that. Here we are talking about soda pop, and you're talking about a hard liquor."

The third girl says, "Exactly."

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