Paul Gilmartin: Raising Kids in L.A.

I don't think I could raise kids in L.A., though. There's choppers searching for fugitives, like, once a month. What do you tell a kid? 'Daddy, what makes that noise at night?' 'Timmy, that's the sound of poorly planned escape routes and the fear of being sodomized.'


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