Bob Odenkirk: Dad's Tool Belt

I think my dad looked at kids as additions to his tool kit. Twenty-seven years ago, he walked out on the front porch and said, 'Well, I could mow that lawn, but it's just going to grow back again. Or I could go back to bed and gamble some sperm and make a little lawn mowing machine that will do it for the next 27 years.'

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