Marriage Woes

-- I married Miss Right -- I just didn't know her first name was "Always!"

-- Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

-- I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months -- I don't want to interrupt her!

-- Some mornings I wake up grouchy, and on others I just let him sleep!


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