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Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport?

A: She was arrested for carrying 300 pounds of crack in her pants.

Categories: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

Insults

Jokes

Major Crackage

Major Crackage

Insults

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A Blonde & Her Thermos

A Blonde & Her Waitress

A Blonde's Brain

A Clean Idiot

A Good Point

A Hole in the Head

A Lawyer's Ideal Weight

A New Set of Golf Clubs

A Piece of Ass

A Wild Walk Home

A.J. Jamal: Worshipped Animals

Adding Blonde

Al Jackson: North Miami

Al Lubel: Off-Beat Good-Looking

Alexandra McHale: Petite Roommate

Allison Castillo: Dating a 22-Year-Old

Amy Schumer: Amy Jewmer

Amy Schumer: Facebook Is Weird

Amy Schumer: Lights Off

Amy Schumer: Mother's Bragging

An Insult

An Ugly Position

Andrew Norelli: Breast Donation

Andy Kindler: Comedy Workshop Motto

Andy Kindler: Republicans and Nazis

Anthony Szpak: James Van Der Beek

Antique Shop

Arceneux & Mitchell: On Michael Jackson

Ardal O'Hanlon: American Emphasis

Arkansas Dentists

Arkansas Fertility

Arkansas State Residency Application

Auggie Smith: Not the Booze's Fault

Aziz Ansari: Senator Cornyn on Same-Sex Marriage

Bad Lawyer

Bald Bubble

Barbie & Paris

Basement Full of Blondes

Becky Pedigo: Country and Western Bar

Becky Pedigo: SUV

Ben Bailey: Summer NYC Smells

Big Ben Surprise

Bill Burr: A Good Story

Bill Burr: Not Into Older Women

Bill Burr: Rednecks to Afghanistan

Bill Burr: What Cubicles Say

Bill Clinton's DNA

Bill Larkin: A Song for My Twin Brother

Bill O'Reilly vs. the Hindenburg

Bill Santiago: Bush's Edge in Miami

Bill Santiago: George W. Bush's Intelligence

Billiam Coronel: Overweight at the Beach

Billiam Coronel: SPF

Birds of Paradise

Blake Clark: How Seatbelts Work

Blake Clark: Insulting Americans

Blake Clark: Stupidity Everywhere

Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake

Blonde & License Plates

Blonde & Missed Bus

Blonde & Pizza

Blonde Ale

Blonde Brain

Blonde Coffee Drinker

Blonde Cruise

Blonde Driver

Blonde Hears Voices

Blonde Helps with Laundry

Blonde in a Library

Blonde in the Mirror

Blonde in Wheat

Blonde Invention

Blonde Love-Handles

Blonde Luck

Blonde Makeup