Matt Bearden: When a Supermodel Tries to Talk

If you know me, you know that there's nothing I love more than a supermodel when she tries to talk... [Rebecca Romijn-Stamos] is on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which is hot, right? And she's smoking a cigarette, pained look on her face, 'cause her life is hard, right? And then they ask her -- they're like, 'Rebecca, how did you feel when you found out you'd be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?' She takes a long, pensive drag from that cigarette. 'How did I feel when I found out I'd be on the cover? I don't know. How did Louis Armstrong feel when he walked on the moon?'