Kurt Metzger: Worst Part About Alaska

This is the worst part about Alaska: it's a 12:1 male to female ratio in Anchorage, the capital of Alaska. Can you imagine what a hell that is? What a dystopia run by fat chicks that f**king town is. And listen, I'm not anti-fat chick, OK? My numbers are very clear that I am pro-fat chick.

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