Tom Segura: Description of Atlantic City

I don't know if you're familiar with Atlantic City, but if you hate yourself and your family and your friends, take them to Atlantic City. It's basically like if Las Vegas had diarrhea, but then when you went to wipe it, you didn't use toilet paper, you just found old cups and torn up shoes and other things you find in a dumpster. And then you were to throw it down, and then it grew lights.