Gene Pompa: Wrong Number

Have you ever dialed the wrong number, and instead of hanging up the phone, you try to scare the person on the other end of the line? I was calling this friend of mine the other day. I go, 'Hi, is Jane there?' He goes, 'No, for crying out loud. You dialed the wrong number.' I go, 'I didn't dial the wrong number. You just picked up the wrong damn phone.'

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