I'm a geek, but you know what? I'm not a nerd. And there is a difference. Allow me to explain. A geek is the kind of person that'll stand in line to see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie. That's me, that's how I roll... Now a nerd is the kind of person who goes to the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie dressed like Harry Potter. And that sh*t is pathetic, right? What's up with those losers?