Todd Lynn: Shoe Shopping

I went to buy a pair of shoes two days ago. Mind you, I think shoe salesmen are idiots. I just want to put that out there. I went to get some shoes, and I said, 'Could I have these in a 12.' And he comes back and goes, 'I got a nine and a nine-and-a-half.' I'm like, you idiot! I said, 'You know what -- give me the nine-and-a-half. I'm gonna fold my toes under my foot, you jackass.'

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