My roommate fell asleep on the couch the other day, and when I got home, I pulled a beauty. This is where, if you know it, don't ruin it. I went to the bathroom and I got a whole canister of shaving cream, and I emptied it into the palm of his sleeping hand. And then I gently started sucking his penis. He was mad. He's like, 'Dude, that better not be my shaving cream you wasted!'