Wayne Federman: Movie Theater Hot Dog

There's one food I won't eat, which is the hot dog at the movie theater, because I feel like there's no USDA preparation guidelines for this meat. They used to be impaled on spears rotating inside a Timex case. Suddenly, that's gone -- replaced by the foot massage, log roll jamboree. And they never look like they're cooking, they just look like they're sweating.

Gross

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