Johnny Lampert: Jeffery Dahmer in the War on Terror

I only wish Jeffrey Dahmer were still around. He'd 'a been great in the war on terror. Imagine him after 9/11. We coulda used him in the interrogation rooms... We'd be like, 'So, you wanna tell us where the other sleeper cells are? No? Oh, I don't know if you know this other guy over here, Jeffrey Dahmer, but, uh, he eats people. Yeah, he ate your friend before, and we told him it's 10 cent wing night.'