Julian McCullough: Sex in the Shower

One time, this girl was like, 'Let's have sex in your shower.' And I was like, 'No.' She was like, 'Come on.' I was like, 'Alright.' That's all it takes. So, I put on my galoshes. She goes, 'Aren't you going to wear a condom?' I was like, 'You're worried about that? You should be worried about malaria and Predator.'

Gross