A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentallyswallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were noill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions,undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when helooked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him."You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."