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Harland Williams: Wrinkle Cream Government Secret

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The government doesn't want you to know this, but wrinkle cream doesn't work. Take it from me, I've been using it for three years. My balls still look like raisins.

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$10 Complaint
40 Feet Long and Stinky
69
80 Pounder
A Clitoris, an Anniversary and a Toilet
A Crappy Trait
A Daring New Position
A Hooker & a Bungee Jump
A Lesson In Morals
A Limerick About a Man From Peru
A Little Cannibalism Humor
A Piece of Ass
A Prayer Before Dying
A Scot's Tale
Adam Ferrara: Doing My Part
Adam Growe: Piercings
After 69
Al Madrigal: Backstage at the Mexican Strip Club
Al Madrigal: Too Old for Breastfeeding
Always Bring the Fingers
Amish Life
Amy Schumer: False Advertising
An Assortment of Nuts
An Old Fart
Archeological Gag
Ashes to Ashes
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Beaver
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Ben Bailey: Lactose Intolerant Intolerant
Ben Bailey: Summer NYC Smells
Ben Kronberg: Fart Mysteries
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Big Tongue
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Bill Engvall: Being Tactless At Eighty
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Blair Butler: Little Children
Blake Clark: Cousins
Blonde Waitress Warmer
Bob Nickman: Sizzler Cheater
Bob Oschack: Defending Your Children Against Your Friends
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Carmen Lynch: Hard Sneeze
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Chips and Dip
Chris McGuire: Old Fashioned Perverts
Chris Porter
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Craig Shoemaker: Circumcision
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Dan Cronin: Male or Female Restroom
Dan Devido: Fraternity Fish
Dan Levy: Combat Plan
Daniel Tosh: Dad's Breakfast Talk
Daniel Tosh: Tastes Like Ethnicity
Dave Attell: Caught Watching Porno
Dave Attell: Favorite Apartment Game
Dave Attell: In Terrible Shape
Dave Attell: On Breastfeeding
Dave Attell: Uppity Fish
Dave Attell: Wet Your Pants
Dave Attell: Women Love Mystery
David Cross: Necrophiliacs
David Feldman: On Cannibalism
David O'Doherty: St. Patrick
David Wain: The Perfect Day
Dead Blonde in Closet
Deep in the Fourth Quarter
Definition of Agony
Demetri Martin: Neighborhood Diner
Dentist
Depressed Proctologist
Did you hear....?
Dinner's Ready
Dirt Road
Dirty Cowboy Mustache
DL Hughley: New York City Clubs
Doctor's Orders
Dog Abilities
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Donald Glover: Seen the Face of God
Door Prize
Doug Benson: Ever Been Driving Along...
Doug Benson: On the Toilet
Doug Stanhope: Elderly Getting Lucky
Doug Stanhope: Necrophiliacs
Dov Davidoff: Can't Assume the Best
Dov Davidoff: In the Pharmacy
Dov Davidoff: Molestation Scandals
Dov Davidoff: Try Lamb Skin
Dragging Their Feet
Drew Fraser: Good Advice
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Elephant Tampon
Eliot Chang: Juicy Ass
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Ex-Lax, Don't Do It
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Greg Giraldo: Valentine's From Grandma
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Grosser than gross.. underwear
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Hal Sparks: Strange Thing to Call a Woman
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Hand-Me-Downs
Hannibal Buress: Life Is Great
Happy Birthdead To You
Harland Williams: Barbecue Recipe
Harland Williams: Gardening Government Secret
Harland Williams: No Airbag
Harland Williams: Parents Having Sex
Harland Williams: Pillsbury Doughboy Government Secret
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Harland Williams: Talking in Church
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Harland Williams: Underwear Lint
Harland Williams: We're All the Same
Harland Williams: What Happens With a Thong?
Harland Williams: Wrinkle Cream Government Secret
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How does herpes leave the hospital?
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Jeffrey Dahmer Ends the Relationship
Jeremy Hotz: Dental X-Rays
Jeremy Schachter: Cockroaches
Jesse Joyce: Hot Medical Interns
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Jim David: Morning Papers
Jim Gaffigan: Thinking in Movies
Jim Hamilton: Burns When I Pee
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Jimmie Walker: Athlete's Foot Commercial
Jimmy Aleck: No Toilet Paper
Jimmy Carr: The Toilet Seat
Jimmy Dore: Pledging a Fraternity
Jo Koy: When Monkeys Get Mad
Joe DeRosa: My Uncle Is Not Afraid
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Joey Kola: The Male Silverback Gorilla's Fiber Intake
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John Evans: Abortion Statistics
John McCain's Underwear
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John Oliver: Falling in Love with America
John Ramsey: Russian Poop Joke
Johnny Dark: A Touch of Leprosy
Johnny Lampert: Jeffery Dahmer in the War on Terror
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Jon Dore: Hiding From the Nazis
Jon Dore: Memories Going
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Jonathan Katz: Dead Aunt
Jordan Rubin: Airplane Seat Cushion
Josh Sneed: On Flea Markets
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Julian McCullough: Male Cleaning Schedule
Julian McCullough: Public Restroom Fears
Julian McCullough: Sex in the Shower
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Just Depends
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Karen Rontowski: Think Like a Man
Kevin Kataoka: Pay Toilets
Kristen Schaal: Hot Sex Dream
Kurt Metzger: Liposuction
Kurt Metzger: The Only Animals in All of Nature
Lab Monkeys
Larry Amoros: Hannibal the Cannibal
Larry Amoros: The Jeffery Dahmer Trial
Larry the Cable Guy: Fishing While Hammered
Laura Kightlinger: Blind Date Type
Laura Kightlinger: Handling Anal Requests
Laura Kightlinger: Low Self-Esteem
Legless Cow
Leper and Prostitute
Leper Hockey
Leper Poker Game
Leper Stew
Little Girls
Little Johnny and the ABC's
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
Little Johnny... Definite Definition
Little Johnny... Peanut
Little Red Riding Hood Stunned by the Wolf
Little Red's Granny
Lizz Winstead: Bottled Water
Lizz Winstead: Bran-Eating Roommate
Lizz Winstead: Iraq's Prime Minister
Lizz Winstead: Potato Chip Technology
Loni Love: 80s Fashion
Louis C.K.: Customer Service Calls
Louis C.K.: Hey, That's Mine
Louis Katz: Clown Advice
Lucky Dog
Lucky MotherDucker
Luke's Saga
Margaret Smith: Hairy Guys
Margaret Smith: John Bobbitt's Penis
Margaret Smith: New Underwear
Margaret Smith: Overly Attentive Salesperson
Margaret Smith: Shake It
Margaret Smith: You Don't Know What Love Is
Mark Brazill: Women as Best Friends
Mark Cohen: Gross New York City
Mark Roberts: Dad's Toupee
Maryellen Hooper: Covering Up Zits
Matt Braunger: Drunk Batman
Maxi Pad to the Fart
Mayo and Semen
Medical Samples
Men and Diapers
Men and the Toilet Seat
Men With No Arms or Legs
Microwaves
Mike Sweeney: Cannibalism After a Crash
Mike Sweeney: Mexican Explosion
Mmmmmmmmmm...
Mo Mandel: Dog Walkers
Mommy, Mommy!
Mommy, mommy... circles
Monkey Booty Call... My Place
Monster Valentine
Morgan Murphy: New York City Subway Smell
Morning After the Orgy
Mouse Droppings
News for Adam and Eve
Nick DiPaolo: C**k-Blocked
Nick DiPaolo: Keeping the Weight Down
Nick DiPaolo: Money for Sperm
Nick DiPaolo: Throwing Up Violently
Nick Swardson: Taco Bell Employee Perks
Nick Swardson: Third Grade Fight
No Backseat Blonde
No Revolving Doors
Norm MacDonald: Quitting Smoking
Nudist Camp
Obese Michigan Mammas
One Clean Joke, Two Dirty Jokes
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OSU
Owen Benjamin: Public Restrooms for Guys
Pantyhose
Parsley
Pat Hazell: Four-Pack of Toilet Paper
Patton Oswalt: Face Transplant
Patton Oswalt: Not Medical Science Education
Patton Oswalt: Shocking Medical Videos
Patton Oswalt: Suicide Pinata
Paul Mooney: Before Jeffrey Dahmer
Paul Nardizzi: Not Cutting the Umbilical
Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef
Penguins Drive Cars
Peter Correal: Guide to Better Sex
Pit Bull with Herpes
Plumber's Job
Poor Fly
Pretty Hair
Proctology, For Fun & Profit
Prune Pizza
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid Penis
Ray James: Masturbating in the Shower
Ray Lipowski: Hand Sanitizer
Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry
Retta: Men's Armpits
Retta: Next for the Bathroom
Rhoids
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best
Richard Jeni: Inconvenient Diarrhea
Richard Jeni: Of Course Men Love Condoms
Richard Lewis: That Nauseous
Robert Hawkins: Quitting Smoking
Robert Kelly: Potty Poem
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Roger Rittenhouse: Don't Eat Right
Ron Richards: Bathroom Ozone
Ron White: At the Vet's
Rory Scovel: Strip Club
Rosebud
Rubbed the Wrong Way
Rudy Rush: Single Life
Rules of Bedroom Golf
Rump Roastin'
Runny Noodle
Russian Vodka Urine
Rusty Ward: Cremation
Ryan Hamilton: Love My Cell Phone
Sabrina Matthews: Refusing Airplane Restrooms
Safety Curls
Sandpaper Sally
Santa's lap
Saving Her Butt
Science Fiction Porn Titles
Scratchy Lottery
Search & Destroy
Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Sex Education
Sex with Leprosy
Sex You Up
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Shane Mauss: Freakishly Skinny
Sharper Than a Ginsu
Shaun Majumder: Fetish Party
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Shih-Tzu + Poodle
Shipwreck'd
Shirley Hemphill: No Kinky Food Stuff
Showers Instead of Baths
Sick Rabbit Trick
Skunked
Smallest Hotel
Smart Pills
Smellin' Wood
Smoke Rings
Smoking Problems
Snack Food
Snobby Tampons
Snot
Socks
Sonny, Got Any Viagra?
Sons Devoted to Mom
Sperm 1 and 2
Spider Diet
Star Trek
Star Trek & Toilet Paper
Statues Come to Life
Steve McGrew: Good Toilet Paper
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Still Together
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Take 'Em Off, Boys
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Tarzan Sees Elephants
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Ten Things to Do in a Public Bathroom
That's Meaty
That's Not Your Rug
That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
That's tacky
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat
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The Army Hospital
The Blind Guy Polemic
The Blind Man
The Blonde and Car Maintenance
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The Bottom Line
The Businessman's Medical Problem
The Cannibals Eat Out
The Cork
The Cross-Eyed Cow
The Cure for Mutes
The Day Owl and The Night Cat
The definition of.......
The Desperation of the Undead
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow
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The Fly
The Flying Condom
The Giant with Diarrhea
The Golfer's Confession
The Hunting Knife
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The Midget
The Native American Clock
The Newlyweds and the Doorknob
The Perils of Flatulence
The Poop List
The President's Dog
The Scent of a Carrot
The Scent of an Old Woman
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome
The Three Generals
The Toothbrush And The Toilet Paper
The Toothbrush Salesman
The Unfortunate Penis
The Vacuum Business Sucks
The Vampire
The Werewolf
The Whore
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
The worse thing after an orgy
Thea Vidale: Fighting Children
There she blows
There was a little boy and a little girl ...
Things Just Fallin' Off
This Joke is Bananas!
Three Flies in a Bathroom
Three Gay Men
Three Girls Go Camping
Three Men with Three Wishes
Three Types of Sex
Three's a Crowd
To Boldly Go...
Todd Barry: Substitute Teacher
Toilet Brush
Tom Cotter: Favorite State
Tom Cotter: Niece's Dance Recital
Tom Cotter: Tension
Tom Parks: Seat Cushion
Tom Rhodes: Hurricane Safety
Tom Segura: Description of Atlantic City
Tom Segura: It Counts
Tonight's My Night
Too Much Tea
Toot Toot Beep Beep
Top Ten Things You Should Never Do
Topless Fat Woman
Tough Ass
Trapped Inside a Whale
Troubled Man
Trucker Runs
Turtle Soup
Twisted Baby Joke
Two Boots
Two brunettes and a blonde...
Two Gay Men and a Shower
Two Guns Gonzales
Two Old Ladies
Two Spoons
Two Toothpicks and a Straw
Ty Barnett: Paranoid Safety
Under the Influence
Underbite
Unwanted Compliment
Urethra vs. Garden Hose
Valentine's Day Surprise
Vampire Bar
Vampire Date
Very Robust Zacklies
Viaxative
Victor Varnado: Bathroom Adventure
Victor Varnado: Black Albino Myths
Victoria Jackson: Toughen Up the Image
Visiting Grandma
Wacked-Out Restaurant
Walking in a Doggie Wonderland
Walks Into a Bar... Basement Challenge
Walks Into a Bar... Drunk Dry Cleaning
Walks Into a Bar... Leprechaun Pee
Walks Into a Bar... Monkey Eats Everything
Walks Into a Bar... Name That Drink
Walks Into a Bar... Pissing Contest
Walks Into a Bar... Taxidermy
Walks Into a Bar... The Ballerina
Wanda Sykes: Nasty Evidence in Clinton-Lewinsky Testimony
Wanda Sykes: Standards & Practices
Warming the Skunk
Wasp's Nest
Watch Where You Step
Water on the Inside
Wayne Federman: Jazz History
Wayne Federman: Movie Theater Hot Dog
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
We're Studying Hard
Weiner Eater
Well Endowed and On the Prowl
Well-Endowed Queen
Wet Cigarettes
What do puppies and gynecologists...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
What is grosser than gross?
What is red and green?
What's green and smells like ...
What's That, Tampon?
What, No Golden Goose?
White Stuff in Bird Poop
Who Was the Most Drunk?
Whore and Bungee Jumper
Why Men Snore
Winnie the Pooh
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Witches' Ride
Wizard of Oz
Woman from Ealing (Limerick)
Women Pass Less Gas
Women vs. Dog Poop
Working Up a Sweat with Your Cousin
Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Wrong Kind Of Collection
Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ?
Yo mama's so fat... Godzilla tried
Yo mama's so nasty...phone sex
Yo Mama's so Stank...Breath
Yo' Mama Is Like... Ass Hair
Yo' Mama Is Like... Hockey Player
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Yo' Mama Is So Dumb... Fart Brains
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chicken Pox
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Cook Out
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Mattress
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... National Weather Agency
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Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Axis of Evil
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Bacon
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Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Cucumber
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Dog Farts
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Ear Infection
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Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Red Lobster
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Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Tuna Surprise
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Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Bathroom
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Yo' Mama Is So Stanky... Monkey Poop
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Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Ribbed Condom
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Harland Williams: Wrinkle Cream Government Secret

Harland Williams: Wrinkle Cream Government Secret

Gross

$10 Complaint

40 Feet Long and Stinky

69

80 Pounder

A Clitoris, an Anniversary and a Toilet

A Crappy Trait

A Daring New Position

A Hooker & a Bungee Jump

A Lesson In Morals

A Limerick About a Man From Peru

A Little Cannibalism Humor

A Piece of Ass

A Prayer Before Dying

A Scot's Tale

Adam Ferrara: Doing My Part

Adam Growe: Piercings

After 69

Al Madrigal: Backstage at the Mexican Strip Club

Al Madrigal: Too Old for Breastfeeding

Always Bring the Fingers

Amish Life

Amy Schumer: False Advertising

An Assortment of Nuts

An Old Fart

Archeological Gag

Ashes to Ashes

Baby Drink

Baby Jobs

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Baldy Pants

Bank Robbers

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Bear & Toilet

Beaver

Belly Button

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Ben Bailey: Summer NYC Smells

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Bill Engvall: Being Tactless At Eighty

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Captain Hook's Death

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Caroline Rhea: Watching People in New York City

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Chillin' Biddies

Chilling with Eskimos

Chips and Dip

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