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Poor Fly

Q: What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?

A: His butt.

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Gross

$10 Complaint
40 Feet Long and Stinky
69
80 Pounder
A Clitoris, an Anniversary and a Toilet
A Crappy Trait
A Daring New Position
A Hooker & a Bungee Jump
A Lesson In Morals
A Limerick About a Man From Peru
A Little Cannibalism Humor
A Piece of Ass
A Prayer Before Dying
A Scot's Tale
Adam Ferrara: Doing My Part
Adam Growe: Piercings
After 69
Al Madrigal: Backstage at the Mexican Strip Club
Al Madrigal: Too Old for Breastfeeding
Always Bring the Fingers
Amish Life
Amy Schumer: False Advertising
An Assortment of Nuts
An Old Fart
Archeological Gag
Ashes to Ashes
Baby Drink
Baby Jobs
Baby Zombies
Baldy Pants
Bank Robbers
Beans & Onions
Bear & Toilet
Beaver
Belly Button
Ben Bailey: Lactose Intolerant Intolerant
Ben Bailey: Summer NYC Smells
Ben Kronberg: Fart Mysteries
Ben Kronberg: White Castle
Big Girl With Yeast Infection
Big Tongue
Bill Coronel: Dog Food Guideline
Bill Engvall: Being Tactless At Eighty
Birdie Poem
Blair Butler: Little Children
Blake Clark: Cousins
Blonde Waitress Warmer
Bob Nickman: Sizzler Cheater
Bob Oschack: Defending Your Children Against Your Friends
Bonnie McFarlane: New Diaphragm
Booger Wooger
Boogie Nights
Boris Hamilton: Quick Weight Loss
Brain Fart
Bravery
Brian Kiley: Toilet Paper
Brian Posehn: City Homeless
Bruce Baum: Jeffrey Dahmer
Bruce Bruce: Breath Be So Bad
Bug's Mind
Burping Skeleton
Butt Cheeks
Camouflage Clothing
Cannibal Etiquette
Captain Hook's Death
Carlos Mencia: Every Guy Craps His Pants
Carmen Lynch: Hard Sneeze
Carol Leifer: You're Close to Someone
Caroline Rhea: Watching People in New York City
Chapped Lips
Chillin' Biddies
Chilling with Eskimos
Chips and Dip
Chris McGuire: Old Fashioned Perverts
Chris Porter
Christian Finnegan: Moaning Leak
Church
Condom Recycling
Constipated Accountant
Constipation
Constipation: The Movie
Corey Holcomb: Break Up Science
Corpsalicious!
Craig Anton: Different Kind of Comic
Craig Shoemaker: Circumcision
Damon Williams: Canadian Lap Dance
Dan Cronin: Male or Female Restroom
Dan Devido: Fraternity Fish
Dan Levy: Combat Plan
Daniel Tosh: Dad's Breakfast Talk
Daniel Tosh: Tastes Like Ethnicity
Dave Attell: Caught Watching Porno
Dave Attell: Favorite Apartment Game
Dave Attell: In Terrible Shape
Dave Attell: On Breastfeeding
Dave Attell: Uppity Fish
Dave Attell: Wet Your Pants
Dave Attell: Women Love Mystery
David Cross: Necrophiliacs
David Feldman: On Cannibalism
David O'Doherty: St. Patrick
David Wain: The Perfect Day
Dead Blonde in Closet
Deep in the Fourth Quarter
Definition of Agony
Demetri Martin: Neighborhood Diner
Dentist
Depressed Proctologist
Did you hear....?
Dinner's Ready
Dirt Road
Dirty Cowboy Mustache
DL Hughley: New York City Clubs
Doctor's Orders
Dog Abilities
Doggy Licks
Donald Glover: Seen the Face of God
Door Prize
Doug Benson: Ever Been Driving Along...
Doug Benson: On the Toilet
Doug Stanhope: Elderly Getting Lucky
Doug Stanhope: Necrophiliacs
Dov Davidoff: Can't Assume the Best
Dov Davidoff: In the Pharmacy
Dov Davidoff: Molestation Scandals
Dov Davidoff: Try Lamb Skin
Dragging Their Feet
Drew Fraser: Good Advice
Drummers & Laxatives
Eddie Pence: Marking Territory
Eddie Pence: Pee Dream
Elephant Encounter
Elephant Tampon
Eliot Chang: Juicy Ass
English, Irish & Scottish Football
Equal-Opportunity Gas
Ex-Lax, Don't Do It
Farting Into the Great Beyond
Fetal Attraction
Fine Fly Dining
First Impressions are Everything
Fishsticks are for Lovahs
Food for the Hungry
Foot-Long Carrot
Frank Prinzi: Trouble Sleeping
Freddy Soto: Leave the Cockroach
Gassy Granny
Geriatric Halloween
Geriatric Medicine
Girls Playing Hockey
Gonna Marry
Good Samaritan
Goverment Wrestling Federation
Green and Yellow
Greg Fitzsimmons: Hair at the Holes
Greg Giraldo: Valentine's From Grandma
Gross Siamese Tongue
Grosser than gross.. underwear
Grosser Than Gross... Porn
Grosser Than Gross... Vampires
Growing Old
Gum
Gynecologist and a Dog
Hal Sparks: Seeing "The Vagina Monologues"
Hal Sparks: Strange Thing to Call a Woman
Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha
Hand-Me-Downs
Hannibal Buress: Life Is Great
Happy Birthdead To You
Harland Williams: Barbecue Recipe
Harland Williams: Gardening Government Secret
Harland Williams: No Airbag
Harland Williams: Parents Having Sex
Harland Williams: Pillsbury Doughboy Government Secret
Harland Williams: Powder Source Government Secret
Harland Williams: Stuffing the Mattress
Harland Williams: Talking in Church
Harland Williams: Tormenting Flies
Harland Williams: Underwear Lint
Harland Williams: We're All the Same
Harland Williams: What Happens With a Thong?
Harland Williams: Wrinkle Cream Government Secret
Having to Take a Whisper
Hiney Bubbles
Hold the Mayo
Holding It In
Holy Water + Castor Oil
How does herpes leave the hospital?
Hugh Fink: Mafia Expressions
Huntin' License
I Don't Like My Brother
I See You!
I'm Very Bullish On Milk
Ian Bagg: Information Superhighway
Ian Bagg: Roll of Nickels
Iliza Shlesinger: Physical Indicators
Incest Farm
Incontinent Vegetarian
Interesting Appearance. Not Normal
It''s awful scary in these woods, mister!
It's Not For Him, Stupid
It's What's For Dinner
Jack and Jill II
Jackie Flynn: Employees Must Wash Hands
Jacob Sirof: Away From the Wife
Jacob Sirof: Can't Hang Out
Jake Johannsen: Getting a Colonic
Jake Johannsen: Vet Instructions
Jamie Lissow: At the Gym
Jay Larson: Embarrassing Purchase
Jeff Altman: Wish I Could Do That
Jeff Dunham: A Ventriloquist in Prison
Jeff Dunham: Benefits of Divorce
Jeff Dunham: Giraffe's Vomiting Delay
Jeff Dunham: Meat Thermometer Tip
Jeff Dunham: Penicillin for Valentine's
Jeff Dunham: Symptoms May Include
Jeffrey Dahmer Ends the Relationship
Jeremy Hotz: Dental X-Rays
Jeremy Schachter: Cockroaches
Jesse Joyce: Hot Medical Interns
Jim David: From Within
Jim David: Morning Papers
Jim Gaffigan: Thinking in Movies
Jim Hamilton: Burns When I Pee
Jim Lauletta: At the Doctor's Office
Jimmie Walker: Athlete's Foot Commercial
Jimmy Aleck: No Toilet Paper
Jimmy Carr: The Toilet Seat
Jimmy Dore: Pledging a Fraternity
Jo Koy: When Monkeys Get Mad
Joe DeRosa: My Uncle Is Not Afraid
Joe Starr: Colonoscopy
Joey Kola: The Male Silverback Gorilla's Fiber Intake
John Caponera: Strong Drinks
John Evans: Abortion Statistics
John McCain's Underwear
John Oliver: Anus Bomb
John Oliver: Falling in Love with America
John Ramsey: Russian Poop Joke
Johnny Dark: A Touch of Leprosy
Johnny Lampert: Jeffery Dahmer in the War on Terror
Jon Dore: Dad the Dog
Jon Dore: Hiding From the Nazis
Jon Dore: Memories Going
Jon Dore: Practical Jokes
Jon Fisch: Fantastic Membership
Jon Manfrellotti: Eating the Fake Food
Jonathan Katz: Bring in a Sample
Jonathan Katz: Dead Aunt
Jordan Rubin: Airplane Seat Cushion
Josh Sneed: On Flea Markets
Josh Sneed: Weight Loss Plan
Julian McCullough: Male Cleaning Schedule
Julian McCullough: Public Restroom Fears
Julian McCullough: Sex in the Shower
Jungle Gaiety
Just Depends
K.P. Anderson: Comic or Tragic
Karen Rontowski: Think Like a Man
Kevin Kataoka: Pay Toilets
Kristen Schaal: Hot Sex Dream
Kurt Metzger: Liposuction
Kurt Metzger: The Only Animals in All of Nature
Lab Monkeys
Larry Amoros: Hannibal the Cannibal
Larry Amoros: The Jeffery Dahmer Trial
Larry the Cable Guy: Fishing While Hammered
Laura Kightlinger: Blind Date Type
Laura Kightlinger: Handling Anal Requests
Laura Kightlinger: Low Self-Esteem
Legless Cow
Leper and Prostitute
Leper Hockey
Leper Poker Game
Leper Stew
Little Girls
Little Johnny and the ABC's
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
Little Johnny... Definite Definition
Little Johnny... Peanut
Little Red Riding Hood Stunned by the Wolf
Little Red's Granny
Lizz Winstead: Bottled Water
Lizz Winstead: Bran-Eating Roommate
Lizz Winstead: Iraq's Prime Minister
Lizz Winstead: Potato Chip Technology
Loni Love: 80s Fashion
Louis C.K.: Customer Service Calls
Louis C.K.: Hey, That's Mine
Louis Katz: Clown Advice
Lucky Dog
Lucky MotherDucker
Luke's Saga
Margaret Smith: Hairy Guys
Margaret Smith: John Bobbitt's Penis
Margaret Smith: New Underwear
Margaret Smith: Overly Attentive Salesperson
Margaret Smith: Shake It
Margaret Smith: You Don't Know What Love Is
Mark Brazill: Women as Best Friends
Mark Cohen: Gross New York City
Mark Roberts: Dad's Toupee
Maryellen Hooper: Covering Up Zits
Matt Braunger: Drunk Batman
Maxi Pad to the Fart
Mayo and Semen
Medical Samples
Men and Diapers
Men and the Toilet Seat
Men With No Arms or Legs
Microwaves
Mike Sweeney: Cannibalism After a Crash
Mike Sweeney: Mexican Explosion
Mmmmmmmmmm...
Mo Mandel: Dog Walkers
Mommy, Mommy!
Mommy, mommy... circles
Monkey Booty Call... My Place
Monster Valentine
Morgan Murphy: New York City Subway Smell
Morning After the Orgy
Mouse Droppings
News for Adam and Eve
Nick DiPaolo: C**k-Blocked
Nick DiPaolo: Keeping the Weight Down
Nick DiPaolo: Money for Sperm
Nick DiPaolo: Throwing Up Violently
Nick Swardson: Taco Bell Employee Perks
Nick Swardson: Third Grade Fight
No Backseat Blonde
No Revolving Doors
Norm MacDonald: Quitting Smoking
Nudist Camp
Obese Michigan Mammas
One Clean Joke, Two Dirty Jokes
Orange Oddity
OSU
Owen Benjamin: Public Restrooms for Guys
Pantyhose
Parsley
Pat Hazell: Four-Pack of Toilet Paper
Patton Oswalt: Face Transplant
Patton Oswalt: Not Medical Science Education
Patton Oswalt: Shocking Medical Videos
Patton Oswalt: Suicide Pinata
Paul Mooney: Before Jeffrey Dahmer
Paul Nardizzi: Not Cutting the Umbilical
Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef
Penguins Drive Cars
Peter Correal: Guide to Better Sex
Pit Bull with Herpes
Plumber's Job
Poor Fly
Pretty Hair
Proctology, For Fun & Profit
Prune Pizza
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid Penis
Ray James: Masturbating in the Shower
Ray Lipowski: Hand Sanitizer
Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry
Retta: Men's Armpits
Retta: Next for the Bathroom
Rhoids
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best
Richard Jeni: Inconvenient Diarrhea
Richard Jeni: Of Course Men Love Condoms
Richard Lewis: That Nauseous
Robert Hawkins: Quitting Smoking
Robert Kelly: Potty Poem
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Roger Rittenhouse: Don't Eat Right
Ron Richards: Bathroom Ozone
Ron White: At the Vet's
Rory Scovel: Strip Club
Rosebud
Rubbed the Wrong Way
Rudy Rush: Single Life
Rules of Bedroom Golf
Rump Roastin'
Runny Noodle
Russian Vodka Urine
Rusty Ward: Cremation
Ryan Hamilton: Love My Cell Phone
Sabrina Matthews: Refusing Airplane Restrooms
Safety Curls
Sandpaper Sally
Santa's lap
Saving Her Butt
Science Fiction Porn Titles
Scratchy Lottery
Search & Destroy
Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Sex Education
Sex with Leprosy
Sex You Up
Shaking Things Up
Shane Mauss: Freakishly Skinny
Sharper Than a Ginsu
Shaun Majumder: Fetish Party
Sheng Wang: Central Park Carriage Rides
Sheng Wang: Summer in New York City
Sheng Wang: Toilet With No Water
Shih-Tzu + Poodle
Shipwreck'd
Shirley Hemphill: No Kinky Food Stuff
Showers Instead of Baths
Sick Rabbit Trick
Skunked
Smallest Hotel
Smart Pills
Smellin' Wood
Smoke Rings
Smoking Problems
Snack Food
Snobby Tampons
Snot
Socks
Sonny, Got Any Viagra?
Sons Devoted to Mom
Sperm 1 and 2
Spider Diet
Star Trek
Star Trek & Toilet Paper
Statues Come to Life
Steve McGrew: Good Toilet Paper
Steve Rannazzisi: Keep the Subways Clean
Steve Trilling: Bathroom Out of Order
Sticker Shock
Still Together
Strawberry Fields
Streakers and Strokers
Stupid Narcissist
Sue Murphy: Over-Tanning
Sunday School Daze
Switched Ends
Take 'Em Off, Boys
Taking Out the Garbage
Talking Out of Your Ass
Tammy Pescatelli: On Terrell Owens
Tarzan Sees Elephants
Teacher's Pet
Ten Things to Do in a Public Bathroom
That's Meaty
That's Not Your Rug
That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
That's tacky
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat
The Amazing Health Computer
The Army Hospital
The Blind Guy Polemic
The Blind Man
The Blonde and Car Maintenance
The Blonde and the Deodorant
The Bottom Line
The Businessman's Medical Problem
The Cannibals Eat Out
The Cork
The Cross-Eyed Cow
The Cure for Mutes
The Day Owl and The Night Cat
The definition of.......
The Desperation of the Undead
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow
The Farmer and the Prostitute
The Fly
The Flying Condom
The Giant with Diarrhea
The Golfer's Confession
The Hunting Knife
The Hurt Bird and the S**t
The Midget
The Native American Clock
The Newlyweds and the Doorknob
The Perils of Flatulence
The Poop List
The President's Dog
The Scent of a Carrot
The Scent of an Old Woman
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome
The Three Generals
The Toothbrush And The Toilet Paper
The Toothbrush Salesman
The Unfortunate Penis
The Vacuum Business Sucks
The Vampire
The Werewolf
The Whore
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
The worse thing after an orgy
Thea Vidale: Fighting Children
There she blows
There was a little boy and a little girl ...
Things Just Fallin' Off
This Joke is Bananas!
Three Flies in a Bathroom
Three Gay Men
Three Girls Go Camping
Three Men with Three Wishes
Three Types of Sex
Three's a Crowd
To Boldly Go...
Todd Barry: Substitute Teacher
Toilet Brush
Tom Cotter: Favorite State
Tom Cotter: Niece's Dance Recital
Tom Cotter: Tension
Tom Parks: Seat Cushion
Tom Rhodes: Hurricane Safety
Tom Segura: Description of Atlantic City
Tom Segura: It Counts
Tonight's My Night
Too Much Tea
Toot Toot Beep Beep
Top Ten Things You Should Never Do
Topless Fat Woman
Tough Ass
Trapped Inside a Whale
Troubled Man
Trucker Runs
Turtle Soup
Twisted Baby Joke
Two Boots
Two brunettes and a blonde...
Two Gay Men and a Shower
Two Guns Gonzales
Two Old Ladies
Two Spoons
Two Toothpicks and a Straw
Ty Barnett: Paranoid Safety
Under the Influence
Underbite
Unwanted Compliment
Urethra vs. Garden Hose
Valentine's Day Surprise
Vampire Bar
Vampire Date
Very Robust Zacklies
Viaxative
Victor Varnado: Bathroom Adventure
Victor Varnado: Black Albino Myths
Victoria Jackson: Toughen Up the Image
Visiting Grandma
Wacked-Out Restaurant
Walking in a Doggie Wonderland
Walks Into a Bar... Basement Challenge
Walks Into a Bar... Drunk Dry Cleaning
Walks Into a Bar... Leprechaun Pee
Walks Into a Bar... Monkey Eats Everything
Walks Into a Bar... Name That Drink
Walks Into a Bar... Pissing Contest
Walks Into a Bar... Taxidermy
Walks Into a Bar... The Ballerina
Wanda Sykes: Nasty Evidence in Clinton-Lewinsky Testimony
Wanda Sykes: Standards & Practices
Warming the Skunk
Wasp's Nest
Watch Where You Step
Water on the Inside
Wayne Federman: Jazz History
Wayne Federman: Movie Theater Hot Dog
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
We're Studying Hard
Weiner Eater
Well Endowed and On the Prowl
Well-Endowed Queen
Wet Cigarettes
What do puppies and gynecologists...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
What is grosser than gross?
What is red and green?
What's green and smells like ...
What's That, Tampon?
What, No Golden Goose?
White Stuff in Bird Poop
Who Was the Most Drunk?
Whore and Bungee Jumper
Why Men Snore
Winnie the Pooh
Witches' Broomsticks
Witches' Ride
Wizard of Oz
Woman from Ealing (Limerick)
Women Pass Less Gas
Women vs. Dog Poop
Working Up a Sweat with Your Cousin
Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Wrong Kind Of Collection
Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ?
Yo mama's so fat... Godzilla tried
Yo mama's so nasty...phone sex
Yo Mama's so Stank...Breath
Yo' Mama Is Like... Ass Hair
Yo' Mama Is Like... Hockey Player
Yo' Mama Is So Dirty... Roaches
Yo' Mama Is So Dumb... Fart Brains
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chicken Pox
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Cook Out
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Farts
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Hot Dogs
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Mattress
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... National Weather Agency
Yo' Mama Is So Hairy... Butt Hair
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Axis of Evil
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Bacon
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Bath
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Bio-Weapons
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Corns
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Cucumber
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Dog Farts
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Ear Infection
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Fresh Crabs
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Red Lobster
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Same Bush
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Spatula
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Tampon String
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Tuna Surprise
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Velcro
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Bathroom
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Boogers
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Cockroach
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Daddy's Toe
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Hot Meal
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Tampons
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Tin Can
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Toilet Paper
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Underwear
Yo' Mama Is So Skanky... Crabs
Yo' Mama Is So Skinny... Dental Floss
Yo' Mama Is So Stanky... Monkey Poop
Yo' Mama Is So Stanky... Yeast
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Ribbed Condom
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Wet Floor
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Flushed
Yo' Mama Is So Uptight... Fart
Yo' Mama's Breath... Teeth
Yo' Mama... Red Lobster
You Can't Put HimTogether Again
You Can't Stop The Voodoo
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo?
Your Pants
Zach Galifianakis: Greek Sinus Infection

Jokes

Poor Fly

Poor Fly

Gross

$10 Complaint

40 Feet Long and Stinky

69

80 Pounder

A Clitoris, an Anniversary and a Toilet

A Crappy Trait

A Daring New Position

A Hooker & a Bungee Jump

A Lesson In Morals

A Limerick About a Man From Peru

A Little Cannibalism Humor

A Piece of Ass

A Prayer Before Dying

A Scot's Tale

Adam Ferrara: Doing My Part

Adam Growe: Piercings

After 69

Al Madrigal: Backstage at the Mexican Strip Club

Al Madrigal: Too Old for Breastfeeding

Always Bring the Fingers

Amish Life

Amy Schumer: False Advertising

An Assortment of Nuts

An Old Fart

Archeological Gag

Ashes to Ashes

Baby Drink

Baby Jobs

Baby Zombies

Baldy Pants

Bank Robbers

Beans & Onions

Bear & Toilet

Beaver

Belly Button

Ben Bailey: Lactose Intolerant Intolerant

Ben Bailey: Summer NYC Smells

Ben Kronberg: Fart Mysteries

Ben Kronberg: White Castle

Big Girl With Yeast Infection

Big Tongue

Bill Coronel: Dog Food Guideline

Bill Engvall: Being Tactless At Eighty

Birdie Poem

Blair Butler: Little Children

Blake Clark: Cousins

Blonde Waitress Warmer

Bob Nickman: Sizzler Cheater

Bob Oschack: Defending Your Children Against Your Friends

Bonnie McFarlane: New Diaphragm

Booger Wooger

Boogie Nights

Boris Hamilton: Quick Weight Loss

Brain Fart

Bravery

Brian Kiley: Toilet Paper

Brian Posehn: City Homeless

Bruce Baum: Jeffrey Dahmer

Bruce Bruce: Breath Be So Bad

Bug's Mind

Burping Skeleton

Butt Cheeks

Camouflage Clothing

Cannibal Etiquette

Captain Hook's Death

Carlos Mencia: Every Guy Craps His Pants

Carmen Lynch: Hard Sneeze

Carol Leifer: You're Close to Someone

Caroline Rhea: Watching People in New York City

Chapped Lips

Chillin' Biddies

Chilling with Eskimos

Chips and Dip

Chris McGuire: Old Fashioned Perverts

Chris Porter

Christian Finnegan: Moaning Leak