Laura Kightlinger: Blind Date Type

Every time you get fixed up, I notice that the description that a friend gives for the guy she's fixing you up with is exactly the same as the neighbors of a serial killer. It's always, 'Handsome guy, good job. Polite, always says hello.' I'm like, 'Alright, what's the bad stuff?' 'He might cut you up and wear your tits on a belt.'

Gross