Arj Barker: Have Fun Trick-or-Treating, Son

You're finally old enough to go trick or treating by yourself, and then they gotta give you that talk. 'Alright, son, just go door to door and get the candy, that's all you gotta do. Just go get the candy. Knock on the door, go to the next house, get more candy, and it's all yours. Get to keep it all. Have fun, get lots of candy. Oh yeah, one more thing I forgot to tell you, son -- be careful 'cause the candy might have razor blades in it.' Oh my God, what a horrible thing to tell an 18-year-old....

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