Lisa Landry: All-Girl Catholic School

I always knew I was gonna have a Jewish husband because of my very first crush. 'Cause it's 300 girls all day long, that's all I get to look at in high school, just me and a bunch of girls. Only one man in my life: the guy up on the wall. He's cut; he's got that rock star hair; he's all sensitive and deep and spiritual. He's sexy -- I'd nail him.