Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of womenwithout bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss"makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thousucketh!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "JebDaddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listento disco!."

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, causethe beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under theinfluence of cottage cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.