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Greg Giraldo: Valentine's From Grandma
God
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$1 Million in Heaven
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A Nun and Her Donkey
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A Wrinkle in Time
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A.J. Jamal: After Christmas
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A.J. Jamal: Make a Way
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A.J. Jamal: Mama's Scripture
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Adam Ferrara: Basic Catholic Religion
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Adam Ferrara: Easter Lesson
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Adam Ferrara: Got Faith
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Adam Sandler: Good Bar Mitzvah
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Adam's New Organs
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Al Clethen Jr.: Catholic Dad, Baptist Mom
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Amy Schumer: Amy Jewmer
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An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss
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Andre Kelley: Adult Table
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Andy Kindler: Break Up an Astrological Love-Fest
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Andy Kindler: Celebrating Suffering
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Andy Kindler: Hitler Obsession
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Andy Kindler: Listen, Christians
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Andy Kindler: No Jewish Televangelists
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Andy Kindler: Orthodox Jewish Wedding
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Andy Kindler: Successful Bar Mitzvah
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Anthony Clark: On the Heaven's Gate Suicide Dress Code
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Anthony Griffith: Baptist With Catholic Friends
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Anthony Jeselnik: Christmas Gifts
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Anthony Szpak: Athletes Thanking God
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Arj Barker: 4th of July
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Arj Barker: Have Fun Trick-or-Treating, Son
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Arj Barker: Health Food Halloween Pranks
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Arj Barker: No Razors in Halloween Candy
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Astrologer Booty Call... Moon
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Astrologer Booty Call... Third Planet
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Bellboy
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Ben Kronberg: God Created Cancer
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Ben Kronberg: Jesus Heals
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Big Jay Oakerson: Karate at the Jewish Community Center
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Bill Dwyer: Polygamist Wedding Vows
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Bill Hicks: Cross Jewelry
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Bill Santiago: Anyone Here Speak Spanish?
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Bill Santiago: Ass-Kicking From Jesus
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Bill Santiago: Flying Into San Juan Scare
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Black, White, Black
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Blind Man & Nuns
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Bonnie McFarlane: Raising the Baby
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Bonnie McFarlane: Superiority
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Bonnie McFarlane: Why I Date Jewish Men
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Brett Butler: Beer With No Alcohol
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Brian Kiley: First Confession
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Bringing in Religion
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Buddhist Dog
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Building Big Religious Families
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Carlos Mencia: Don't Care About Indians
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Carlos Mencia: God Has a Sense of Humor
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Carlos Mencia: On "The Passion of the Christ"
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Carlos Mencia: Pray for the Pope
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Carlos Mencia: Tricking Jesus
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Cathy Ladman: Cheap Halloween Costume
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Cathy Ladman: Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh
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Cathy Ladman: Inappropriate Bris
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Cathy Ladman: What Is Religion?
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Chad Daniels: The 12 Apostrophes
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Charlie Viracola: Believed in Santa
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Chelsea Handler: Circumcision Decision
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Childless Psychics
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Chris Hardwick: Priest Teacher
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Christian Drugs
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Christmas Chimney Congestion
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Christmas Gifts for Women
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Christopher Titus: Impending Armageddon
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Concise Creative Writing
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Copy of Jeff Dunham: Naked on Valentine's
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Cory Kahaney: Handling Halloween
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Cory Kahaney: Spiritual Yoga
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Craig Shoemaker: Feng Shui
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Cristela Alonzo: Being Catholic
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Cristela Alonzo: Don't Know Anything About Jesus
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Cristela Alonzo: Wine in Church
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D.C. Benny: German Shepherd
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D.C. Benny: Neighborhood Fortune Teller
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Damien Lemon: Absentee Fathers
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Damon Wayans: Fasting
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Damon Wayans: Suicide Bombers
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Dan Ahdoot: Iranian-Jew
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Dan Mintz: Holocaust Survivor
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Dan Rosen: Driving With Dad
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Dan St. Germain: Mysterious Ways
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Dana Gould: All Go to One Place
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Dana Gould: Dating a Goth Chick
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Dana Gould: Hell Exactly as You Thought
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Daniel Tosh: God Does Not Hate Gay People
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Daniel Tosh: To the Conservatives
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Daniel Tosh: To the Mormons
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Daniel Tosh: Who Sinned First
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Daniel Tosh: WWJD in the Movie Theater
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Daughter's Prayer
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Dave Attell: Sparklers
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Dave Attell: Wrong Crowd
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Dave Waite: Data Entry Job
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David Feldman: Greatest Weapon Against Teen Pregnancy
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David Feldman: Why God Is a Woman
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David O'Doherty: St. Patrick
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Debbie Shea: New Easter Celebration
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Demetri Martin: Christmas Wrapping
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Denis Leary: Evolution Myth
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Denis Leary: Money-Laundering Probe
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Denis Leary: Tired Rick Sanchez
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Deon Cole: Super-Christian Mom
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DeRay: Broke on Halloween
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Devil in the Church
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DL Hughley: Different Religious Beliefs
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DL Hughley: God and Government Percentages
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DL Hughley: What the Pope Talks
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Donations to the Preacher
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Dov Davidoff: God's Message
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Dov Davidoff: Molestation Scandals
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Dov Davidoff: Outed My Cousin
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Dwayne Kennedy: 9/11 Reaction
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Dwayne Kennedy: Bible Stories
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Dwayne Kennedy: Bible Topics
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Dwayne Kennedy: Christmas Shopping
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Dwayne Kennedy: White Folks on 9/11
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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
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Dyslexic Devil Worshipper
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E-vil
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Earthquake: Expensive Church
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Earthquake: Is Jesus Black?
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Earthquake: Noah Was Not Black
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Earthquake: Pay God When I See Him
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Easter Egg Hunt
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Ed Crasnick: Visiting My Parents
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Eddie Brill: Religious Leaders
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Eddie Sarfaty: Strict Christian Right Family
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Engineering in Hell
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Eugene Mirman: Adopted
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Eugene Mirman: God Is a 12-Year-Old Boy with Asperger's
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Eugene Mirman: Let My People Go
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Feel the Hot Burn of Shame
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Fred Wolf: Falling Cross
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Fred Wolf: Jesus Is Coming Back
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Freddy Soto: Bible Language
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Frog's Dream Girl
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Frosty the Snowman
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Garden of Eden
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Geoff Keith: Teaching My Girlfriend About Hanukkah
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Gilbert Gottfried: Feeling Bad for Jesus
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Gilbert Gottfried: Jesus' Theory
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Gilbert Gottfried: Mother Teresa's Miracle
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Gilbert Gottfried: Old Testament Trick
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Gilbert Gottfried: The Last Supper
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God's Dead Dog
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Grant Taylor: Christian Gifts
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Grant Taylor: Elvis and Jesus
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Grant Taylor: Elvis and Jesus, After Death
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Greg Behrendt: Halloween Rules
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Greg Behrendt: Jesus Is Ripped
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Greg Fitzsimmons: New York Airport Safety Precautions
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Greg Fitzsimmons: On St. Patrick's Day
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Greg Giraldo: On Catholicism
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Greg Giraldo: On Islam
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Greg Giraldo: Valentine's From Grandma
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Greg Giraldo: What the Jews Believe
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Greg Warren: Cheating at Chess
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Gregg Rogell: 10 Jews on a Basketball Court
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Gregg Rogell: Big Shot Santa
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Gregg Rogell: Bush Reading the Bible
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Gregg Rogell: Fundamentalist Muslims
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Gregg Rogell: Jews Are Not Athletic People
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Gregg Rogell: No Santa
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Gregg Rogell: Thanksgiving Day Parade
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Gregg Rogell: The Islamic Ramadan Holiday
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Gum
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Hannibal Buress: Praying for You
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Hari Kondabolu: Hatred Between Faiths
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Hari Kondabolu: Vegan Thanksgiving
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Hari Kondabolu: White Chocolate
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Harland Williams: Talking in Church
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Heaven vs. Hell
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Heavenly Marital Help
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His Holy Crossword
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Holy Water
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Holy Water + Castor Oil
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Hugh Fink: Ethnic Sports Names
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Iliza Shlesinger: Hair Too Long
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Iliza Shlesinger: Polar Bears
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In His Image
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Incredible Confession
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Isaac Witty: Visiting the Middle East
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J.J. Wall: Sexy Multiple Wife Thing
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Jack Coen: Belief in God
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Jack Coen: Grasping Faith as a Child
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Jackie Kashian: Father's Advice
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Jacob Sirof: New Year's Baby
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Jake Johannsen: Cult Leader
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James Patterson: Astrology
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Jamie Kennedy: The Eucharist
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Janine DiTullio: Health Insurance Plan
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Jason Kuller: Awkward Dirty Talk
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Jeff Dunham: Celebrating both Christmas and Hanukkah
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Jeff Dunham: Father's Day Card Idea
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Jeff Dunham: Father's Day Card Signature
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Jeff Dunham: Father's Day Cards - Today is Your Day
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Jeff Dunham: Father's Day is No Different
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Jeff Dunham: Free Love
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Jeff Dunham: Illusion of Mother?s Day Relaxation
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Jeff Dunham: Love Bites
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Jeff Dunham: Meat Thermometer Tip
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Jeff Dunham: Mother's Day Card Idea
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Jeff Dunham: On Reincarnation
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Jeff Dunham: Penicillin for Valentine's
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Jeff Dunham: Politically Correct Father's Day Card
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Jeff Dunham: Shamefulness of Batman
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Jeff Dunham: Valentine's Day is for Everyone
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Jeff Dunham: Virgins in Paradise
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Jeff Dunham: What A Gift Card Says
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Jeff Dunham: WWJD in a Spousal Argument
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Jeff Garcia: Where's Jesus?
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Jeff Mac: Religious Protests
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Jeff Marder: Out of Business Psychic
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Jeff Ross: Jewish Holiday
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Jeff Ross: Jewish Show Business
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Jeff Stilson: After-Game Sports Interviews
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Jeff Stilson: Poor Jesus
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Jeffrey Ross: The Deal God Gave Us
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Jehovah's Witness & Atheist
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Jesse Popp: Horoscopes
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Jessi Klein: Being Jewish
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Jessi Klein: Hanukkah Tradition
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Jessica Bern: Doing the Crossword
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Jesus and Moses Play Golf
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Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...
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Jesus gives speech
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Jim Gaffigan: Ultimate Bragging Rights
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Jimmie Walker: Another Jimmy Stewart Scandal
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Jimmy Carr: God's Children
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Jimmy Carr: Love Too Much
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Jimmy Carr: On "The Passion of the Christ"
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Jimmy Dore: Catholic School
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Jimmy Dore: Really Catholic
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Jingle Balls
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John Caparulo: Yard Sales on Memorial Day
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John Oliver: Muslim in America
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John Oliver: Pope Benedict XVI the Aries
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John Oliver: Voice of God
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Jon Dore: Two Simple Rules
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Jon Ross: My Brother's Rare Trick
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Jon Ross: Therapy vs. Psychic
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Jordan Rubin: Changed My Name
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Josh Sneed: Little Hip Hop Cousin
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Judah Friedlander: Broke Up With My Boyfriend
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Judah Friedlander: On Shintoism
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Judy Gold: Knowing Who's Jewish
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Julia Sweeney: A Question for God
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Juston McKinney: Scratch Tickets for Christmas
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Karen Rontowski: Divorced Christian Women
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Karen Rontowski: Religious Channels in New York City
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Kathleen Madigan: Smoking in Public
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Keith Robinson: Jeane Dixon
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Keith Robinson: What Pedophiles Want to Be Called
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Kevin Rooney: Hand Puppets
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Kjell Bjorgen: Attention-Seeking Kids
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Kumail Nanjiani: Stupid People
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Lance Crouther: Hitting on Women in Church
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Larry Amoros: Respect for Satan
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Larry Miller: The Safest Leader
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Laura Kightlinger: Christmas Sadness
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Laura Kightlinger: Energy Crystals
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Laura Kightlinger: Holidays for the Lonely
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Laura Kightlinger: Parents of Octuplets
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Laura Kightlinger: St. Patrick's Day Parade
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Lauren Dombrowski: Holidays Are Important
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Lauren Dombrowski: No Need to Look
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Law School for Nuns
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Len Austrevich: Santa Claus Calls
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Leo Allen: Experiencing Racism
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Lewis Black: Absolute Faith
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Lewis Black: All the Candy Corn Ever Made
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Lewis Black: Christian Calendar
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Lewis Black: Eight Days of Hanukkah
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Lewis Black: Hanukkah Gifts
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Lewis Black: Jerry Falwell's 9/11 Theories
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Liar Sermon
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Light Bulbs for Christians
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Lisa Lampanelli: Sexual History
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Lisa Lampanelli: Such a Disaster
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Lisa Landry: All-Girl Catholic School
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Lisa Landry: Catholic Mom, Jewish Dad
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Lisa Landry: Middle East Peace Plan
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Lisa Landry: One Virgin in Catholic School
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Little Johnny and God
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Little Johnny... Finding Jesus
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Little Johnny... Thanksgiving Greetings
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Lizz Winstead: Catholic Neighborhood
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Lizz Winstead: Find Your Center
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Lizz Winstead: Jesse Helms
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Lizz Winstead: New Testament
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Loni Love: All the Holidays
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Loni Love: Jesus Sighting
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Loni Love: Jesus Was Black
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Loni Love: On Tom Cruise
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Mafia Christmas
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Make-a-Wish Foundation
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Manufactured Innocence
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Marc Maron: Creationist Argument
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Marc Maron: If Jesus Comes Back
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Marc Maron: Jesus at the Mall
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Marc Maron: Jesus' Popularity
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Marc Maron: The Appeal of George W. Bush
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Marc Maron: Who's God Talking To?
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Maria Bamford: Faith in God
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Maria Bamford: Religious Worship
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Maria's Vida Loca
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Mark Brazill: Marriage for Priests
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Mark Cohen: Last Time in Temple
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Mark Curry: No Halloween Costumes
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Mary's PMS
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Matt Braunger: Even Funner Halloween
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Medieval Booty Call... Play
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Megan Mooney: Big Catholic Family
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Megan Mooney: The Irish and the Mexicans
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Men are Simple
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Michael Estime: Finding Jesus in Jail
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Michael Estime: Heavy Metal Gospel
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Michael Kosta: Atheist Grace
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Michael Palascak: No Sex Until Marriage
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Mike Birbiglia: Christian Rock
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Mike Birbiglia: Everyone Gets a Valentine
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Mike Birbiglia: I Was an Altar Boy
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Mike DeStefano: Fundamentalist Christian
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Mike DeStefano: Growing Up Catholic
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Mike Dugan: Dick Clark at the Psychic's
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Mike Dugan: Heaven or Hell
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Mike Dugan: On Abortion
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Mike MacDonald: Either Funny or Not
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Mike MacDonald: Jesus Stamp
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Mistaken Identity
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Mo Mandel: Only Jewish Kid
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Myq Kaplan: Five-Tiered Religious Zone
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Myq Kaplan: Had It Rough
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Myq Kaplan: Jewish Divorce Custom
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Myq Kaplan: Religious Fanatics
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Myq Kaplan: Religious Fiction
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Myq Kaplan: Uber-Jewish
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Myq Kaplan: Wearing Crosses
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Naming Jesus
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Narcoleptic Priest
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Natasha Leggero: Making Fun in High School
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Neal Brennan: Presents for Women
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New Way for the Nuns
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Nick DiPaolo: On Pope John Paul II's Death
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Nick DiPaolo: Venice Beach vs. Time Square
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Nine Is Enough
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No Revolving Doors
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Non-Profit Atheism
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Nunsense
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One day Adam and Eve notice God...
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Packed in One Honda
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Patton Oswalt: Coloring Easter Eggs
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Patton Oswalt: If I Had Settled This Country
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Patton Oswalt: The Apocalypse
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Patton Oswalt: The Bible
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Paul Kozlowski: Catholics Clapping
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Paul Provenza: Catholic View on Sex
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Paul Provenza: Church Is Theater
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Paul Provenza: Give It Up for Lent
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Paul Provenza: Inner Child
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Paul Varghese: Knock Knock Joke
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Paul Varghese: The Bible Is Boring
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Pearly Gate Quiz
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Penelope Lombard: Late Period
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Poker Trio
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Pope + Hooker = Mirth
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Prayer for the Winning
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Pregnant Nun
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Priests and Christmas Trees
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Rabbi and Priest
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Raining Money
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Red, White & Blue Christmas
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Redneck Christmas Shopping
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Redneck Poetry
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Reggie McFadden: Jehovah's Witnesses
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Religious Nuts
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Rene Hicks: Amish Irony
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Rich Vos: Christmas Decorations
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Rich Vos: Good Friday
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Rich Vos: Jewish History
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Richard Jeni: Going to Mass
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Richard Jeni: War Over Religion
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Richard Lewis: Amish Friends
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Richard Lewis: Jewish Center League Sports
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Richard Lewis: Jewish Juggler
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Richard Lewis: Jewish Mobster
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Richard Lewis: Jewish Satellite Dish
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Rickey Smiley: When You Laugh at Offensive Jokes
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Rickey Smiley: White Church
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Rodney Johnson: Friends After "Malcolm X'
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Rory Scovel: Haunted House
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Rory Scovel: WWJD
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Ryan Stout: Pro-Life Argument
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Saint Patrick's Day Troubleshooting
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Sandra Bernhard: Purim
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Santa Claus's Plans
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Scott Kennedy: Changing Religions
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Sean Morey: St. Patrick's Day Tradition
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Sean Murphy: Why God Is a Man
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Sex Before Communion
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Sexual Confessional
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Sheng Wang: Eating a Pomegranate
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Sheng Wang: Summer in New York City
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Shoulda Gone to A.A.
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Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble
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Sinful Conception
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Single Guy Holiday
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Sister Anne's Reward
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Sleep Walking Nun
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Sleepwalking Nun
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Slippery Slope
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Some Character
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Spell L-O-V-E
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St. Patrick Taunts
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St. Paul vs. Minneapolis
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St. Peter Asks the Blondes About Easter
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Statues Come to Life
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Steve Marmel: Michael Kennedy
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Steve Marmel: Mormons
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Steve McGrew: Other Half of the Brain
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Steve Mittleman: Jesus in Venice
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Steve Shaffer: Catholic Parochial Education
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Steve Sweeney: Growing Up Catholic
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Sunday School Daze
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Suzanne Whang: How Do You Get a Nun Pregnant?
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Switcheroo
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Taylor Negron: Inner Child
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Teacher Arrested
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Ted Alexandro: Girls' Halloween Costumes
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Ted Alexandro: Mardi Gras
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Ted Alexandro: Michael Jackson Gets Too Much Press
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Ted Alexandro: Renewing Baptismal Vows
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Texas A&M Nativity Loss
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Texas Sphincters
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Thank The lord!
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That Damn Ham
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The Bus Driver
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The Deacon's Last Words
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The Devout Catholic Woman
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The End is Near
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The Eve of Creation
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The Jewish Vote
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The Key to Heaven
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The Legend of the Christmas Tree Angel
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The Little Girl and the Wrinkles
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The Lord's Name in Vain
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The Lottery Ticket
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The Most Gruesome Death
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The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...
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The Pope Drives
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The Power of God Can't Raise Your Load
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The Priest and the Christmas Tree
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The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome
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The Statues
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The Story of Hanukkah
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Theo Von: Real Christian Home
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Thoughts on Religion
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Three Couples and Church
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Three Hymns
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Three Nuns
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Three Nuns Get Quizzed in Heaven
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Tim Young: Adam Alone
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Todd Barry: Pink Yarmulke
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Tom Kenny: Star Trek Fans in Heaven's Gate
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Tom Rhodes: Christian Tax Services
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Tommy Davidson: Psychic Hotline
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Top 10 reasons to like Hanukkah
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Top Ten Ways the Bible is Out of Date
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Unappreciated Hanukkah Gift
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Upholding the Cloth
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What Causes Arthritis, Father?
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Wrong Kind Of Collection
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