Ted Alexandro: Renewing Baptismal Vows

My brother and his wife had a baby boy. They asked me to be the godfather. I didn't realize, during the ceremony, you had to renew your baptismal vows in front of the whole congregation. So, they call you out there on the altar. They start firing questions at you: 'Do you reject Satan?' 'I do.' 'And all his works?' 'I'm not familiar with all his works, but I'm not a fan.'