Len Austrevich: Santa Claus Calls

Tried to get a little rest before the show. The phone kept ringing -- ring, ring, ring, ring -- this morning, ring, ring, ring. Pick it up, 'Hello?' 'Hello, is Len there?' I said, 'Yeah, this is Len. Who's this?' Said, 'It's Santa Claus. I'm sorry, did I wake you?' And, I said, 'Hey, you fat bastard, you know when I'm sleeping.'