Nuns were repainting their chapel, but they kept getting paint on their clothes, so they decided to remove them since they were alone.
They heard some one knocking at the door, and one of the nuns asked, "Who is it?"
The man at the door answered, ''The blind man!' so the nuns decided to to let him in.
The nuns opened the door, and the man said, ''Nice boobs! Where do you want the blinds?"