Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at Xmas

1. Did you get any under the tree?2. I think your balls are hanging too low.3. Check out Rudolph's honker!4. Santa's sack is really bulging.5. Lift up the skirt so I can get a whiff.6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?7. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.8. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.9. Can I interest you in some dark meat?10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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