Matt Braunger: Cadbury Creme Eggs

Those things are f**king disgusting. That's the worst thing you can have in your mouth besides a hobo's thumb. It's so gross. I don't know how that got pitched.... 'It's a chocolate egg, there's something inside it.' 'Alright, awesome, Chad, what's inside it? Chocolate, butterscotch, peanut butter?' 'Nah, none of that s**t. It's a sugary yolk, yeah, like a sweet, raw egg yolk, like an undeveloped chicken fetus inside an egg.'