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Food
Maria Bamford: I Speak Tiger

Food

A 70s Cookie Band
A Blonde & Her Thermos
A Happy Meal
A Life of Crime
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker
A.J. Jamal: Good Place to Eat
A.J. Jamal: Los Angeles Homeless
A.J. Jamal: Worshipped Animals
Al Clethen Jr.: Catholic Dad, Baptist Mom
Allen Edge: Burglars
Amy Schumer: Baby Safety Ads
Amy Schumer: False Advertising
Andrew Norelli: Wrong Time to Worry
Andy Borowitz: McDonald's Express
Animal Rotation
Anthony Jeselnik: Addict Girlfriend
Ants Dancing
Apple & Worm
Arj Barker: Central Park Ice Cream
Arj Barker: Have Fun Trick-or-Treating, Son
Arj Barker: Health Food Halloween Pranks
Arj Barker: Hungry Jack's Restaurant
Arj Barker: No Razors in Halloween Candy
Aron Kader: Anti-American in the Middle East
Aziz Ansari: Cold Stone Creamery
Barry Marder: New Slim-Fast Slogan
Barry Marder: Sensible Diet
Barry Sobel: Airport Food
Beans & Onions
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
Bell Tower
Ben Bailey: Restaurant Waiting Area
Ben Kronberg: How I Like My Coffee
Ben Kronberg: Low Carb Bakery
Bill Coronel: Dog Food Guideline
Bill Kirchenbauer: Sea World Seafood
Bill Santiago: Puerto Rican Food
Blonde & Pizza
Blonde in a Library
Blonde Meets Cheerios
Blonde Waitress Warmer
Blondes & Pickles
Bob Marley: Atkins Diet
Bob Marley: Chips and Dip
Bob Marley: Failing the Atkins Diet
Bob Marley: Friendly Waiters
Bob Marley: Great Thing About Marriage
Bob Marley: Nacho Type
Bob Marley: Pizza Delivery Method
Bob Marley: Pizza Talk
Bob Marley: Tourette Nacho Syndrome
Bob Marley: Waiter Service
Bob Marley: Waiting on Pizza Delivery
Bob Nickman: Sizzler Cheater
Boris Hamilton: Personal Challenge
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg
Brett Butler: Lobster Again?
Brian Keith Etheridge: Bumming Food
Brian Posehn: Only One Crazy Guy
Brian Posehn: Quitting Meat
Brian Regan: Fig Newtons
Brian Regan: Food Combinations
Brian Regan: Lay Off the Dairy
Brian Regan: Microwaving Pop Tarts
Brian Regan: Real Italian Food World
Brian Regan: Serving Size
Bruce Baum: Jeffrey Dahmer
Butcher Booty Call... Meat
Butcher Booty Call... Sausage
Carb Chat
Carlos Mencia: Not So Different
Carol Leifer: British Money
Chad Daniels: My Wife's Friends
Cheese
Chef Clown
Chelsea Handler: My First Midget
Chocolate Plus Viagra
Chris Rock: Invading a Country with Oil
Chris Zito: Harassing Burger King Employees
Cindy Eaton: Celebrity Candy Bar
Classic Booty Call... Meat
Classic Booty Call... Raisins
Clinton Jackson: Energy Drinks
Cory Kahaney: Handling Halloween
Cory Kahaney: Meeting Guys in Bars
Cory Kahaney: Save the Children
Cross the Road... Fat Turkey
Damon Wayans: Fasting
Damon Wayans: Hollywood Changes People
Dan Allen: Vegan Ex-Girlfriend
Dan Cummins: Not Vegetarian
Dan Devido: Joe Franklin Sandwich
Dan Mintz: Ordering for the Woman
Dan Rosen: America Sends Food
Dana Gould: Hungry Daughter
Dana Gould: Uncomfortable in Restaurants
Daniel Tosh: Dad's Breakfast Talk
Daniel Tosh: Tastes Like Ethnicity
Daniel Tosh: Who Sinned First
Darrell Hammond: Back in New York
Dave Nystrom: Drunk in the Middle of the Day
David Cross: Delicious Ugly Animals
David Cross: Intelligent Dolphins
David Feldman: Dolphin Intelligence
David Feldman: On Cannibalism
Dead in His Cornflakes
Demetri Martin: Fruit Baskets
Demetri Martin: Naming Foods
Demetri Martin: Neighborhood Diner
Demetri Martin: Rice Milk
Denis Leary: Airplane Eaters
Denis Leary: Obesity Statistics
Denis Leary: Resuming Air Travel
DL Hughley: Pretty Women Can't Cook
Dom Irrera: Need a Cookie
Don't Play with Your Food
Donald Glover: Kix Cereal
Donkey-Onion Hybrid
Dov Davidoff: Try Lamb Skin
Dwayne Perkins: Keep the Date Cheap
Dwayne Perkins: Not Going Dutch
Dwayne Perkins: The Expensive Page
Earthquake: Little Stuff, Little Jail Time
Earthquake: Noah Was Not Black
Eating Cake Lately?
Eating Right
Elevator Shoes
Empty Cheez Whiz
Eric Kirchberger: Evolution Problem
Eugene Mirman: Helping the Homeless
Fabrice Fabrice - Olive Garden
Fabrice Fabrice: Fried Chicken
Fired From the Poultry Shop
Fly in My Soup
Fly, Soup, the Usual
Forget About It
Frank Prinzi: Love Grape Nuts
Frank Prinzi: Simplest Things Make Me Happy
Frank Prinzi: Trouble Sleeping
Funny Apple
Gabriel Iglesias: First Thing That Comes to Mind
Gabriel Rutledge: Delivery Guy
Gene Pompa: Go Ahead
Gene Pompa: Hardcore Political Activist
Got Nuts?
Gourmet Booty Call... Boil
Gourmet Booty Call... Compliments
Gourmet Booty Call... Cream
Gourmet Booty Call... Crudite
Gourmet Booty Call... Cucumber
Gourmet Booty Call... Eating Out
Gourmet Booty Call... Infusion
Gourmet Booty Call... Knife
Gourmet Booty Call... Lick
Gourmet Booty Call... Marinate
Gourmet Booty Call... Meat
Gourmet Booty Call... Rise
Gourmet Booty Call... Sous Chef
Gourmet Booty Call... Stuffing
Gourmet Booty Call... Temperature
Gourmet Booty Call... Toast
Gourmet Booty Call... Whisk
Greg Behrendt: For Cake
Greg Behrendt: Halloween Rules
Greg Giraldo: Edible Underwear
Greg Giraldo: Obese American Adults
Greg Proops: Animal Functions
Hannibal Buress: Believe in Yourself
Hannibal Buress: Praying for You
Hannibal Buress: Want a Cookie?
Hari Kondabolu: Love Chocolate
Hari Kondabolu: Vegan Soul Food
Hari Kondabolu: Vegan Thanksgiving
Hari Kondabolu: White Chocolate
Harland Williams: Barbecue Recipe
Harland Williams: Can't Sleep
Harland Williams: No Airbag
Harland Williams: No Vehicle, No Service
Harland Williams: Pillsbury Doughboy Government Secret
Harland Williams: Stuffing the Mattress
I Don't Like My Brother
Irish Eats Italian
Jackie Kashian: Of Course You'll Want Cake
Jake Johannsen: Chinese Food
James Davis: McDonald's Breakfast End Time
Jamie Kennedy: New York Pizza
Jamie Kennedy: The Eucharist
Janeane Garofalo: Cake in the House
Janeane Garofalo: Grapefruit and Tumors
JB Smoove: Bad Chicken
Jeff Dunham: Being Overeager with Frozen Drinks and Marriage
Jeff Dunham: How Women Age
Jeff Dunham: Meat Thermometer Tip
Jeff Garcia: Picking a Fight With America
Jeff Mac: Baseball's Best Burger
Jen Kirkman: Weight Gain
Jesse Popp: Cooking
Jessi Klein: Hanukkah Tradition
Jim Gaffigan: Bologna
Jim Gaffigan: Seafood is Disgusting
Jim Gaffigan: Why Don't You Drink?
Jimmie Roulette: Dumb Animals
Jimmy Carr: Sense of Taste
Jodie Wasserman: Not Pregnant
Joe Starr: Perfect Weight
Joey Kola: Don't Want to Lose Weight
Joey Kola: My Wife's Shopping Skills
Joey Kola: Six-Year-Old Son
Joey Vega: The Wait to Go Swimming
John Caparulo: Fat Customer in a Sandwich Shop
John Ferrentino: Watching "Alive"
John Mendoza: In Denny's on Your Birthday
John Oliver: Gastronomic Evolution
John Oliver: New Boston Tea Party
John Pinette: Chinese Food
John Pinette: Health Food
John Ridley: Indian Restaurants
Jon Dore: Died of Hunger
Jon Dore: Hiding From the Nazis
Jon Manfrellotti: Eating the Fake Food
Jon Reep: A Good Ol' Metrosexual Boy
Jonah Ray: Facebook Foodie
Jordan Rubin: Vegetarian
Josh Sneed: Children's Food Toys
Judy Gold: Selling Candy for Band Trips
Kelly MacFarland: Salad Time
Kevin Kataoka: Pay Toilets
Kevin Meaney: Thanksgiving Turkey
Knock, Knock... Banana
Kyle Grooms: Good Cookies
Kyle Kinane: Cheddar Bay Biscuits Fan
Larry the Cable Guy: Fishing While Hammered
Laura House: Stripping in Russia
Laura Kightlinger: Answering the Door
Lauren Dombrowski: Holidays Are Important
Lawyers Love Sushi
Leo Allen: Another Saying
Leo Allen: Hating Vegans
Leo Allen: If Animals Could Talk
Lewis Black: All the Candy Corn Ever Made
Lewis Black: The International House of Pancakes
Lisa Gopman: Eating Disorder
Lisa Gopman: Hungry in L.A.
Lisa Landry: On Southern Fried Foods
Lizz Winstead: Bran-Eating Roommate
Lizz Winstead: Compassionate Conservative
Lizz Winstead: Potato Chip Technology
Loni Love: Jesus Sighting
Loni Love: On Condoleezza Rice
Louis C.K.: One of Those Lucky People
Louis Ramey: Cover You in Honey
Louis Ramey: Not on the Menu
Lynne Koplitz: Insulted by a Homeless Guy
Lynne Koplitz: Manhattan Children
Lynne Koplitz: Size Zero Roommate
Mad Cow Concern
Marc Maron: Ice Cream Flavors
Maria Bamford: 30 Ways to Shape Up
Maria Bamford: I Speak Tiger
Maria Bamford: Ordering Coffee
Maria Bamford: Pie Hole
Maria Bamford: Political Aspirations
Marina Franklin: White People in Harlem
Mark Curry: Fun at Fashion Shows
Mark Curry: Mad Models
Mark Schiff: Always Want a Bite
Mark Schiff: Dieting
Marta Ravin: Work-Related Medical Condition
Matt Braunger: Cadbury Cream Eggs
Matt Braunger: Cadbury Creme Eggs
Matt Braunger: Recent Weight Loss
Medieval Booty Call... Food
Michael Kosta: Definition of Vegan
Michael Kosta: Prefer Anorexics
Michael Kosta: Sex With a Vegan
Michael Palascak: Hybrid SUVs
Mike Birbiglia: Pick Up Some Donut Language
Mike Birbiglia: Sex and Pizza
Mike Lawrence: Child of Divorce
Mike Lawrence: My Vietnam
Mike Sweeney: Mexican Explosion
Mitch Hedberg: Baked Potato
Mitch Hedberg: Butter vs. Margarine
Mitch Hedberg: Buying Doughnuts
Mitch Hedberg: Candle Holder
Mitch Hedberg: Cinnamon Roll Incense
Mitch Hedberg: Instant Oatmeal
Mitch Hedberg: Kit-Kats
Mitch Hedberg: Mitch's Pizzeria
Mitch Hedberg: Pissed Off at Turkeys
Mitch Hedberg: Please Try Again
Mitch Hedberg: Pringles' Intention
Mitch Hedberg: Rotisserie Chicken
Mitch Hedberg: Subway's Duck Policy
Modern Science
Muffin Chat
Myq Kaplan: Being a Vegetarian
Myq Kaplan: Fighting Magneto
Natasha Leggero: Sex With a Prostitute
Natasha Leggero: Woman Who Didn't Know She Was Pregnant
Nick DiPaolo: Keeping the Weight Down
Nick DiPaolo: Uncut Pizza
Nick Kroll: Cheesecake Factory
Nick Swardson: Taco Bell Employee Perks
Nick Turner: Eating Pizza
Norm MacDonald: Cat Food Commercial
One-Legged People
Oops Banana
Oppressive Potato
Orange
Panda Booty Call... Eat
Pat Hazell: Four-Pack of Toilet Paper
Patrice O'Neal: The Mystery of the Thousand-Pound Man
Patton Oswalt: Suicide Pinata
Paul F. Tompkins: Self-conscious About Appearance
Paul Mooney: Before Jeffrey Dahmer
Paul Provenza: Airline Peanuts
Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef
Peanut Butter Rooster
Pete Holmes: Burger King God
Pete Holmes: Hey! You Make a Movie!
Pete Holmes: Things Adults Can Do, Part Two
Pete Holmes: Wall Drug: The Oldest Drug Store in America
Pregnant Dairy Queen
Rene Hicks: Celibates and Vegetarians
Retta: Customer Service in NYC
Retta: Nondairy Creamer
Retta: Two Words That Shouldn't Describe the Same Product
Richard Jeni: Cooking Shows
Richard Jeni: Lobster Tank
Richard Jeni: Lobsters Flown In
Richard Lewis: Life Is Food
Richard Trask: Neighborhood Fast Food Places
Rick Corso: Mozzarella Sticks
Rick Gutierrez: Fat Epidemic
Robert Hawkins: The Problem With Kids Today
Robert Kelly: Applebee's Desserts
Robert Kelly: Love the Applebee's
Robin Montague: Backwards in Hollywood
Robin Montague: Models Can't Eat
Roger Rittenhouse: Bungee Jumping
Roger Rittenhouse: Don't Eat Right
Ron White: Helping the Planet
Ronald McDonald in a Nudist Colony
Rooster and Lollipop
Rory Albanese: Junk Food Binge
Rory Albanese: London McDonald's
Ross Shafer: Men Are Simple
Rug
Russ Meneve: Pizza Delivery Porn
Rusty Ward: Obsessed With Food
Ryan Stout: If Animals Could Talk
Sabrina Matthews: Diet Pills
Sabrina Matthews: Ice Cream Power
Sabrina Matthews: SAT Words
Sarah Colonna: Finer Things in Life
Sausage Roll
Scott Kennedy: Big Boys Can Cook
Scott LaRose: Heavy Chocolate
Sean Morey: Bad Waiters
Sebastian Maniscalco: Lemon Loaf
Sebastian Maniscalco: Sushi Dinner Date
Sex Over-Easy
Shane Mauss: Pineapple Juice
Shane Mauss: Tastes Just Like Chicken
Sheik That Rooster
Sheng Wang: Ahead of Its Time
Sheng Wang: Crazy Crab'z
Sheng Wang: Diamonds Are Forever
Sheng Wang: Eating a Pomegranate
Sheng Wang: Man With a Comb Over
Sheng Wang: The Munchies
Shirley Hemphill: No Kinky Food Stuff
Shrooming
Skeleton
Steak and Sex
Sue Murphy: Oven Mitts
Surrealists & Light Bulbs
Tammy Pescatelli: Thin Hollywood Actresses
Taste It
Tasty treat
That Damn Ham
The Blonde's Special Order
The Butcher's Wife
The Mystery of the Thermos
The Sklar Brothers: Crappy Snacks
The Sklar Brothers: Snack Cakes
Things Never Said by Southerners
Tig: In SkyMall Magazine
Todd Barry: Italian Food
Todd Barry: Owning a Wok
Tofu & Dildos
Tom Rhodes: English Food
Tomato in Training
Tony Rock: Whole Other Level
Tony Woods: Goldilocks
Tracy Smith: The Only Woman on Earth
Truck Driver & The Bikers
Two pretzels walk into a bar and one is ...
Two sausages were frying in a pan
Under the Apron
Vanessa Hollingshead: Shopping for a Little Black Dress
Victoria Jackson: Family Restaurant
Viking Booty Call... Lips
Walks Into a Bar... Cheese Sandwich
Walks Into a Bar... Menu
Wanda Sykes: Cutting Out Carbs
Wanda Sykes: Like Going Out to a Restaurant
Wanda Sykes: Nephews
Wayne Federman: Likin' the Bell
Wayne Federman: Movie Theater Hot Dog
Wendy Liebman: Running When Necessary
What did the mother turkey
What do you get when you divide ...
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women
Why It Sucks to Be an Egg
Why So Much Milk?
Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Hot Dogs
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Lifeguard
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Bird Seed
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Fork
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Grocery Store
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... KFC
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Cheerios
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Donut Seeds
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Food Stamps
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Juice
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Order in the Court
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Returned Donut
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Ribbed Condom
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Rice
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Onions
Yo' Mama's Cooking... Homeless
Yo' Mama's Cooking... Prayer
You know you drink too much coffee when...
You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When...

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