Dan Naturman: Last Meal on Death Row

Sometimes I wonder, what would I get for my last meal? Probably Mexican food because it's my favorite food. It makes you a little gassy, but so what, you're going down in an hour -- not a big deal. And then, they'll be like, 'Any last words?' 'Yeah, pull my finger. If I'm going down, I'm taking the rest of you with me.'


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