Jen Kirkman: Weight Gain

Everyone said to me the same thing when I gained all my weight, they were like, 'Well, it's just 'cause you got married, you're a newlywed and you're happy, that's why you gained the weight.' And I was like, 'Oh, I thought I gained the weight because every night I sit in front of the TV eating a block of cheese with my bare hands like it's a sandwich.'

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