Jacob Sirof: Can't Hang Out

It's an ad for Ex-Lax. It's about this chick, she's all bummed out 'cause she's constipated and can't hang out with her friends. That makes no sense, right, ladies? You're constipated so you can't hang out with your friends? I'm trying to picture myself in that situation. I'm like, 'Hey Phil, what's happening, dude? Uh, nope, can't kick it today. I gotta stay home and not take a sh*t. Yup, kind of an all day project I'm working on over here.'

Doctor