I took my uncle to his first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. You ever been to an AA meeting? I went, but we ended up at an AAA meeting by mistake. The thing is, we didn't know it. Everybody's sitting there filling out forms and reading maps. We're looking at it going, 'How is this going to help?' But my uncle's a trooper. He stood up and said, 'My name is Frank and I'm an alcoholic.' They all looked and said, 'Well, you shouldn't be driving.'