I had to go to my nephew's bris. If you don't know what a bris is, I'll explain it to you. It's when a little boy gets circumcised and all the friends and the relatives get together. What a festive event. I think this is rather inappropriate. I wouldn't invite you all to my internal exam and then serve bagels and egg salad afterwards. 'Happy pap smear! Here are some nachos. I passed my test.'