Myq Kaplan: New Words for Boobies

I don't like the word 'boobies' -- disrespectful to women. Boobies? They should be called 'yaybies.' How about that, everybody? Why is 'boo' in it when they're awesome? They should be yaybies or hooraybies or standing ovabies. If they're not perfect, they're still OKabies. They are not great persabies, but I'll touch them maybes. Feel free to use any of those. I would avoid hooraybies -- that sounds like a disease. Some kind of herpes/rabies combo that you get when a dog bites your junk.

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