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Richard Lewis: After Intercourse

She said that after we had intercourse, I gave her an anti-climax.

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$10 Complaint
A Crazy Person in the Woods
A Few Good Lawyers
A Trip to the Doctor
A.J. Jamal: Don't Trust Condoms
A.J. Jamal: Good Place to Eat
Adam Ferrara: A Million Sperm
Ajai Sanders: AIDS Test Celebration
Al Clethen Jr.: Safe Sex
Al Jackson: Erectile Dysfunction
Al Lubel: Night Panic
Alfred Robles: Borderline Diabetic
Always Bring the Fingers
Amy Schumer: Deadliest Catch
Amy Schumer: Donated Blood
Amy Schumer: Mother's Advice
Amy Schumer: On a Date
Amy Schumer: Staying Skinny
Andrew Norelli: Wrong Time to Worry
Andy Kindler: Never Felt Better
Andy Kindler: Two Choices in Life
Anita Wise: Body Cracks
Anita Wise: Living in New York City
Anita Wise: Organic Exterminators
Anthony Griffith: George Foreman
Anthony Griffith: Safe Prison Sex
Anthony Griffith: Two Tours in Vietnam
Ardal O'Hanlon: Acute Pain
Ardal O'Hanlon: American Emphasis
Ardal O'Hanlon: Irish Prescription
Ardal O'Hanlon: Running Is Never Fun
Ardal O'Hanlon: Tiredness Can Kill
Aries Spears: Anthrax
Arj Barker: Good News About Smoking
Arj Barker: Not a Camel
Arj Barker: Smoker's Paradise
Arj Barker: Troubling Shoe Museum
Arj Barker: We'll Be Together
Arkansas Dentists
Arm Troubles
Army Nurse
Assembly Required
At the Pharmacy
Auggie Smith: No Smoking in Bars
Auggie Smith: Not the Booze's Fault
Avi Liberman: Gym Plans
Bad News
Barry Marder: New Slim-Fast Slogan
Barry Marder: Sensible Diet
Beautiful?
Becky Pedigo: Your Mind and Your Butt
Bedside Confession
Ben Bailey: Lactose Intolerant Intolerant
Ben Bailey: Restless Leg Syndrome
Ben Kronberg: God Created Cancer
Beyond Impotent
Big Girl With Yeast Infection
Bill Burr: Need a Plague
Bill Burr: The Life of a Kid
Bill Dwyer: Nurse Fantasy Games
Bill Hicks: Geraldo's Hands-On Journalism
Bill Santiago: Puerto Rican Dysfunction
Billiam Coronel: AAA Meeting
Billiam Coronel: Overweight at the Beach
Billiam Coronel: SPF
Billiam Coronel: When You Need to Diet
Bird It Through the Grapevine
Blind Man's Career
Blind, Blond & Ballsy
Blonde Hears Voices
Blonde in Pain
Blonde Nurse
Blonde's Appendicitis
Bob Marley: Atkins Diet
Bob Marley: Failing the Atkins Diet
Bob Nickman: Psychotic With Low Self-Esteem
Bobby Miyamoto: On Vicodin
Bonnie McFarlane: New Diaphragm
Bonnie McFarlane: Night Jogging
Boris Hamilton: Lasik Surgery
Boris Hamilton: Personal Challenge
Brake Fluid Addiction
Bret Ernst: Don't Usually Do
Brian Kiley: Married Sex
Brian Posehn: Only One Crazy Guy
Brian Regan: Beginners' Yoga
Brian Regan: Eye Exam
Brian Regan: First Day at the Gym
Brian Regan: Food Combinations
Brian Regan: Lay Off the Dairy
Brian Regan: One Eye Set Higher
Bruce Bruce: Breath Be So Bad
Carlos Mencia: Sexual Malfunction
Carmen Lynch: Hard Sneeze
Carmen Lynch: Scoliosis Test
Carmen Stockton: Being an Overweight Child
Carol Leifer: Near Death Experiences
Carol Siskind: Depressed Friend Calls
Carol Siskind: One Hour of Sleep
Caroline Rhea: Anything to See the Dentist
Caroline Rhea: Crush on the Dentist
Caroline Rhea: In Therapy Denial
Caroline Rhea: Therapy and Dating
Carrots
Cash Levy: Tall People
Cat Hospital
Cathy Ladman: Inappropriate Bris
Cathy Ladman: Mammogram
Charlie Grandy: Hepatitis C
Chelsea Handler: Is It OK?
Chelsea Handler: Not Excited About Alcoholism
Chelsea Handler: Rock Bottom
Chelsea Handler: Sex Addiction
Choking Victim
Chris Mata: Closing Time at the Gym
Chris McGuire: E-Mails From Mom
Christian Finnegan: Gym Membership
Christian Finnegan: Office Jobs
Christian Finnegan: Work to Avoid
Christopher Titus: Benadryl
Christopher Titus: Explaining Terry Schiavo to Your Child
Christopher Titus: Please Kill Titus
Christopher Titus: Poker TV
Christopher Titus: Terror Alert Level
Chuck Sklar: Live in the Past
Chuck Sklar: Perfect Crime
Chuck Sklar: Psychiatrists Seeing Psychiatrists
Cindy Eaton: Ladies' Cigarettes
Circumcision... At Your Age?
Classic Booty Call... CPR
Clinton Jackson: Energy Drinks
College Pride
Computer Diagnosis
Cookie Joke
Corey Holcomb: Misunderstood Erectile Problems
Corey Holcomb: Not Viagra
Corpsalicious!
Cory Kahaney: Handicapped Parking at Home Depot
Cory Kahaney: Spiritual Yoga
Craig Shoemaker: On Drinking
Crazy Little Critters
Cristela Alonzo: Strippers in Med School
D.C. Benny: At the Dentist
Damon Wayans: Celebrity Recluse
Damon Williams: Death by Mosquito
Dan St. Germain: Mysterious Ways
Dana Gould: Hungry Daughter
Dana Gould: M.A.N.D.Y.
Dana Gould: Primary Emotions
Dana Gould: Synchronized Crazy Muttering
Dana Gould: Whole Approach to Marriage
Daniel Tosh: Bad Test Taker
Daniel Tosh: Baseball Players and Steroids
Daniel Tosh: In Paris With the Girlfriend
Danny Bevins: I'm No Mountain Climber
Danny Cohen: No Ben-Gay in This House
Danny Cohen: Organizing Closets
Dave Attell: In Terrible Shape
Dave Attell: No Health Insurance
Dave Mordal: Life-After-Death People
Dave Mordal: Workaholism
David Feldman: Grandmother in Medical School
David Feldman: Greatest Weapon Against Teen Pregnancy
David Feldman: Pharmaceutical Manufacture
Dead Baby Crosses the Street
Debbie Shea: Thong Panty Liners
Demetri Martin: Get Well Cards
Demetri Martin: Glitter
Demetri Martin: Insult to Injury
Demetri Martin: Violent Video Games
Demetri Martin: Worst Time for a Heart Attack
Dental Mental Hygienist
Dentist
Deon Cole: Vodka and Cranberry
Depressed Proctologist
DeRay: Suicide Attempt
Dirty Knees
Diving Without Equipment
Divorce & Circumcision
DL Hughley: More Than Four Hours
DL Hughley: Shocking Death
Doc Barham: Oldest Living Person Dies
Doctor's Appointment Tomorrow
Doctor's Orders
Doctors, Nurses & Light Bulbs
Dom Irrera: Friendly Medical Advice
Dom Irrera: Good for You
Dom Irrera: Illness Competition
Dom Irrera: Lost My Grandmother
Dom Irrera: Need a Cookie
Dom Irrera: To Become a Bloated Alcoholic
Don't Question Your Doctor
Donald Glover: Crazy Men Stories
Donald Glover: Not That Different
Doug Mellard: Back in Time
Doug Stanhope: Chattanooga, TN
Dov Davidoff: Can't Assume the Best
Dov Davidoff: Crazy People in New York
Dov Davidoff: Stranger in New York
Drew Hastings: Heartburn Medication
Dwayne Perkins: Sports Heroes
Ear Condoms
Earthquake: Hot in Alabama
Earthquake: Paternity Test
Eating Right
Eddie Brill: Accurate Forecast
Eliot Chang: Juicy Ass
Eliz Wright: After All That
Eric Kirchberger: Evolution Problem
Eugene Mirman: Abortion Hurts
Eugene Mirman: God Is a 12-Year-Old Boy with Asperger's
Eugene Mirman: Helping the Homeless
Eye Exam
Flu?
Forget About It
Frank Prinzi: Adult Soft Spots
Fred Wolf: My Grandmother, the Beauty Queen
Freddy Soto: At Grandma's
Frog on the Lady's Head
Fuzzy Vision
Gabriel Iglesias: At the Dance Club
Gabriel Iglesias: Landing in Phoenix
Gabriel Iglesias: Tear It Up
Gary Lazer: Finding Out About Fluoride
Gary Lazer: Giving Up
Gary Lazer: Quit Smoking
Gary Lazer: Smokers vs. Non-Smokers
Gary Lazer: The State of Things
Gassy Granny
Geek Booty Call... Allergies
Geek Booty Call... Asthma
Geek Booty Call... Fresh Air
Gene Pompa: Ex-Smoker Weight Gain
George Miller: Tired Mom
Geriatric Medicine
Glenn Wool: Smoking
Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room
Good News and Bad News
Good Samaritan
Green and Eats Nuts
Green and Yellow
Greg Behrendt: I Love to Eat
Greg Behrendt: Losing Weight
Greg Fitzsimmons: Body Fat on a Cold Day
Greg Fitzsimmons: Daily Use
Greg Fitzsimmons: Is Love Real?
Greg Fitzsimmons: Los Angeles Tap Water
Greg Fitzsimmons: Medical Research
Greg Fitzsimmons: On Breastfeeding
Greg Giraldo: 72-Year-Old Gives Birth
Greg Giraldo: Chemicals in Breast Milk
Greg Giraldo: Commercials for STD Medications
Greg Giraldo: Monkey Pox
Greg Giraldo: Obese American Adults
Greg Giraldo: West Nile Virus in Queens
Greg Proops: Smoking Ban
Greg Proops: Smoking in Los Angeles
Gregg Rogell: Cell Phones vs. Anthrax
Gregg Rogell: New York City Marathon
Gregg Rogell: Quit Smoking
Gregg Rogell: Runner's High
Gynecological Echo
Gynecologist and a Dog
Hal Sparks: Botox
Hannibal Buress: Cancer Walks
Hannibal Buress: One Day at a Time
Hannibal Buress: Praying for You
Hari Kondabolu: Female President
Harland Williams: Laser Eye Surgery
Harland Williams: Pillsbury Doughboy Government Secret
Having To Face the Fact
Healthy Virgin
Hemophiliac and Virgin
Henriette Mantel: Quitting Coffee
Hillbilly Newlyweds
Hormonal Imbalance
I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Ghost
I Need Glasses
I See You!
I Think I'm a Moth
Iliza Shlesinger: Season Change
In Cider
In His Image
Injured Lemons
Iron Phone
It's Quittin' Time
J. Anthony Brown: Barry White Diet
Jack Coen: Scary Thing About AIDS
Jack Gallagher: Expert Medical Technical Terms
Jacob Sirof: Can't Hang Out
Jake Johannsen: Getting a Colonic
Jake Johannsen: Getting a Physical
Jamie Kennedy: Stupid Sex Problems
Janeane Garofalo: Born in 1989
Janeane Garofalo: Grapefruit and Tumors
Janeane Garofalo: The Diagnosis
Janine DiTullio: Dental Plan
Janine DiTullio: Health Insurance Plan
Jay Larson: Lurking Nightmares
Jeff Mac: Baseball's Best Burger
Jeff Stilson: Low Self-Esteem
Jeff Stilson: Marriage Favors Men
Jeremy Hotz: Dental X-Rays
Jeremy Hotz: Fixing Astigmatism
Jeremy Hotz: Men's Locker Rooms
Jeremy Schachter: Cockroaches
Jesse Joyce: Double Pneumonia
Jesse Joyce: Hot Medical Interns
Jessi Klein: Before Marriage
Jessi Klein: Freezing Your Eggs
Jim Hamilton: Burns When I Pee
Jim Hamilton: Can't Have Children
Jim Lauletta: At the Doctor's Office
Jim Short: Not a Loser
Jimmie Walker: Athlete's Foot Commercial
Jimmy Carr: Burning Sensation When You Pee
Jimmy Carr: Swimming Is Good for You
Jimmy Shubert: Neutering
Jimmy Tingle: Cigarette Messages
Jingle Balls
Joe DeRosa: Hating Hospitals
Joe Starr: Colonoscopy
Joey Kola: Living Too Long
John Heffron: Better Chances
John Heffron: Old School Child Safety
John Heffron: Treat Strippers Well
John Mulaney: Blacking Out
John Pinette: Health Food
John Pinette: You Don't Have a Coupon?
Johnny Dark: A Touch of Leprosy
Johnny Sanchez: Crash Test Dummies
Jon Dore: Laughter Medicine
Jon Dore: Smoking in High School
Jon Ross: HIV Results
Jon Ross: Therapy vs. Psychic
Jonathan Katz: Cambridge, MA
Jonathan Katz: Traditional Stages of Marriage
Jonathan Katz: Ultrasound
Josh Sneed: Children's Food Toys
Josh Sneed: Loud Ex-Girlfriend
Josh Sneed: Weight Loss Plan
Judy Gold: My Weird Therapist
Judy Gold: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Judy Gold: The Good Thing About Alzheimer's
Judy Toll: Therapy Breakthrough
Julian McCullough: Brain Can't Dream
Julius Sharpe: Two Year Depression
K.P. Anderson: Antidepressants for Kids
Karen Addison: At the Doctor's Office
Karen Kilgariff: On a Bottle of Shark Cartilage Pills
Karen Kilgariff: Supermodel Thin
Kathleen Madigan: Smoking Bans
Kathleen Madigan: Smoking in Public
Keith Robinson: Rights for the Terminally Ill
Kelly MacFarland: Salad Time
Ken Jeong: Med School Interview
Kevin Nealon: Receding Gums
Kevin Nealon: Strict Running Program
Kevin Shea: At the Dentist
Kevin Williams: Gonorrhea Symptoms
Kirk Fox: Defibrillator
Kirk Fox: Egg Donation
Kirk Fox: Organ Donation
Kirk Fox: Organs
Kirk Fox: Snip Snip
Kristen Schaal: Hot Sex Dream
Kristian Vallee: Election System
Kurt Metzger: Liposuction
Kyle Dunnigan: Blowing Smoke
Kyle Grooms: Can't Be a Thug
Kyle Kinane: 7-Eleven Ad Campaign
Kyle Kinane: Loving Parents
Kyle Kinane: Not a Hobby
Larry Amoros: Recent Surgery
Larry Brown: A Body Like This
Larry the Cable Guy: Grandfather's Health
Larry the Cable Guy: Troubled Kid
Laughter Is the Best Medicine
Laura Kightlinger: Energy Crystals
Laura Kightlinger: Holidays for the Lonely
Laura Kightlinger: Temping
Lauren Dombrowski: No Need to Look
LaVell Crawford: Dumb Questions
LeeAnne Ford: Prescription for a Stomach Ache
LeeAnne Ford: Side Effects
Leo Allen: Crazy Cat Lady
Leo Allen: The Laziest Moment in History
Leper Stew
Lewis Black: American Health
Lewis Black: Bill Clinton's Testimony
Lewis Black: Crisco Sunblock
Lewis Black: Nyquil Colors
Lewis Black: Psychiatrists Are a Waste of Money
Lewis Black: The International House of Pancakes
Lewis Dix: 24-Hour Labor
Lightbulb: Psychiatrist
Lisa DeLarios: Cute Stroller Story
Lisa Gopman: Eating Disorder
Lisa Lampanelli: Fat Ex-Husband and Twinkies
Lisa Landry: Gym Class Is Wrong
Lisa Landry: On Southern Fried Foods
Lisa Landry: Physical Education
Little Johnny's Prognosis
Little Voice
Lizz Winstead: Bottled Water
Lizz Winstead: Bran-Eating Roommate
Lizz Winstead: Bush's Clear Skies Initiative
Lizz Winstead: Medicare Website
Lizz Winstead: Potato Chip Technology
Lizz Winstead: Smokers Concerned About Terrorism
Lonely Bones
Loni Love: 80s Fashion
Loni Love: On Tom Cruise
Louis C.K.: Crazy Is Better Than Stupid
Louis C.K.: Crazy New Yorkers
Lynne Koplitz: Size Zero Roommate
Lynne Koplitz: Television Weight
Lynne Koplitz: Well-Adjusted Responsibilities
Mad Dog
Male & Female Brains
Marc Maron: Anger Management Book
Marc Maron: Defending Depression
Marc Maron: Depression and Disappointment
Marc Maron: Global Warming Exists
Marc Maron: Manic-Depressive Dad
Marc Maron: Marriage Is Not All About Love
Marc Maron: Never Been Addicted
Marc Maron: Smoking Rooms
Marc Maron: Stopped Doing Drugs
Marc Maron: Who's God Talking To?
Marc Price: HIV Paranoid
Margaret Smith: Crime-Stopping Altoid
Margaret Smith: Father's Day Card
Margaret Smith: Guys Who Work Out Too Much
Margaret Smith: Ma'am
Margaret Smith: New Underwear
Maria Bamford: Anxiety Song
Maria Bamford: Depressed American Kids
Maria Bamford: My Sister the Doctor
Mark Brazill: Women as Best Friends
Mark Craig Taylor: Making Vasectomies Fun
Mark Craig Taylor: Think About the Future
Mark Schiff: Dieting
Mark Schiff: Grocery Shopping at 3 A.M.
Mark Schiff: Turn Your Head and Cough
Mark Wheatle: Heavy D in Concert
Mark Wheatle: No Compassion on the Court
Marta Ravin: Work-Related Medical Condition
Mary Lynn Rajskub: Lady Area
Matt Braunger: Medical Marijuana Dispensaries
Matt Graham: Manic-Depressive Uncle
Matt Graham: My Uncle's Heart Attacks
Matt Graham: Recovering Workaholic
Matt Iseman: From Medicine to Comedy
Matt Iseman: Quitting the Medical Profession
Medical Samples
Medicinal Marijuana
Medieval Booty Call... Disease
Medieval Booty Call... Infection
Medieval Booty Call... Plague
Medieval Booty Call... Sores
Megan Mooney: Can't Go From Zero to Marathon
Michael Kosta: Prefer Anorexics
Michael Kosta: Too Much to Drink
Mike Birbiglia: A Little Unstable
Mike Birbiglia: Impressing Women at the Gym
Mike Birbiglia: My Brother's Footsteps
Mike Birbiglia: Sleepy Carl
Mike Birbiglia: Something in Your Bladder
Mike Birbiglia: Yo' Therapist So Cheap...
Mike Birbiglia: Yo' Therapist So Crazy...
Mike Britt: Safe Sex Site
Mike DeStefano: It's a Disease
Mike DeStefano: Mercy Killings
Mike DeStefano: Spread of Bulimia
Mike Lawrence: Roommates
Mike Royce: Lifecycling
Mike Vecchione: DIY Health Care
Mike Vecchione: Health Care in America
Mike Vecchione: Multiple Orgasms
Mike Vecchione: No Health Care
Milt Abel: Passive-Aggressive
Mitch Fatel: Couldn't Be a Doctor
Mitch Hedberg: Alcoholism Is a Disease
Mitch Hedberg: Quit Smoking
Mitch Hedberg: Roundabout AIDS Test
Mitch Hedberg: Take a Physical
Mo Mandel: Ridiculously Healthy
Mo Mandel: Unrealistically Good Fake Teeth
Mole Removal
Monster Valentine
Mr. Phillard's Twins
Myq Kaplan: New Words for Boobies
Na'im Lynn: Ready to Get Married
Na'im Lynn: Wear Condoms
Natasha Leggero: I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Natasha Leggero: I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant Stories
Nathan Trenholm: Penis Nicknames
National Pastime
Nick DiPaolo: Keeping the Weight Down
Nick DiPaolo: Prostate Exam
Nick DiPaolo: Throwing Up Violently
Nick DiPaolo: Uncut Pizza
Nick DiPaolo: What's the Message?
Nick Swardson: Grandma's Day
Nick Swardson: Old People Driving
No Laughing Matter
Norm Macdonald - Comparing Symptoms
Norm Macdonald - The Best Disease
Norm Macdonald: Cancer Can't Win
Norm Macdonald: Dying a Loser
Norm MacDonald: Quitting Smoking
Nurse Doctor Doctor Nurse
Nursing Home
Obviously Nuts
Ode to a Glowworm
Old Age
On the road too long
Otis Lee Crenshaw: On Time in New York
Owen Benjamin: Chronic Bad Breath
Pain in the Tonsils
Patrice O'Neal: Losing Weight
Patrice O'Neal: The Mystery of the Thousand-Pound Man
Patton Oswalt: Face Transplant
Patton Oswalt: Never Just Die of Cancer
Patton Oswalt: Not Medical Science Education
Patton Oswalt: Shocking Medical Videos
Paul F. Tompkins: Self-conscious About Appearance
Paul Mardizzi: Radon Test
Paul Mercurio: A Different Person
Paul Provenza: Anybody Could Have a Disease
Paul Provenza: Cigarette Warnings
Paul Provenza: Cryonics
Paul Provenza: Not Having Sex
Paul Provenza: Safe Old Days of Sex
Pete Holmes: Swearing
Peter Berman: A Month Off
Pharmacist Booty Call... Prescription
Pharmacist Booty Call... Viagra
Piano Solo
Pickpockets and Gynecologists
Pirate Booty Call... Pox
Pit Bull with Herpes
Playing Doctor
Positions
Potato, Potat-ho
Practice Makes Perfect
Pregnant Wife
Proctologist's Accident
Proctologists & Bartenders
Proctology, For Fun & Profit
Prostate Tip
Psyched Up
Psychiatrist's Best Friend
Punk Rocker Gets Medical Message
Put It On Your Organ
Quick Visit to the Dentist
Quinn Dahle: Brother's Vasectomy
Rabbit Breakout
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy
Red Ring
Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb
Redneck Birth Control... Daughter
Redneck's Medical Dictionary
Reggie McFadden: Three Packs a Day
Regularity
Rhoids
Richard Carter: Hearing Aids
Richard Jeni: Inconvenient Diarrhea
Richard Jeni: The Decency of Charles Manson
Richard Lewis: After Intercourse
Richard Lewis: Always Prepared
Richard Lewis: Ambivalent Arousal
Richard Lewis: Amish Friends
Richard Lewis: And She Says...
Richard Lewis: Apartment Hunting Together
Richard Lewis: Autographs
Richard Lewis: Break a Leg
Richard Lewis: Childhood Experience
Richard Lewis: Community Service
Richard Lewis: Cross-Country With Mother
Richard Lewis: Ear Condoms
Richard Lewis: Familiar Nurses
Richard Lewis: Fear of Intimacy With Benefits
Richard Lewis: Hostile Lover
Richard Lewis: Hypochondriac at Home
Richard Lewis: Intimate Health
Richard Lewis: Jewish Juggler
Richard Lewis: Jewish Mobster
Richard Lewis: Let It Out
Richard Lewis: Life Is Food
Richard Lewis: Like President Ford
Richard Lewis: Lowered Expectations
Richard Lewis: Once It Goes South in Bed
Richard Lewis: Only Child Ex-Girlfriend
Richard Lewis: Phone Sex
Richard Lewis: Reunion Toast
Richard Lewis: That Nauseous
Richard Lewis: This Year's Goal
Richard Lewis: Ventriloquism
Rick Corso: Mozzarella Sticks
Rob Weinstein: Black bud With Red Blotches
Rob Weinstein: On Dr. Kevorkian
Robert Hawkins: Quitting Smoking
Robert Kelly: Love the Applebee's
Robert Kelly: Therapist's Advice
Robert Schimmel: Feminine Hygiene Ads
Robin Montague: Going to the Doctor
Robin Montague: Healthcare Is Too Expensive
Robin Montague: Models Can't Eat
Rodney Laney: Emergency Room
Rodney Laney: Medicated Cousin
Rodney Laney: Ritalin
Roger Rittenhouse: Don't Eat Right
Roger Rittenhouse: Five Packs a Day
Room with a View
Rory Albanese: Kids With ADD
Rory Albanese: Program for Kids
Roses are red
Roses are red are a rose are a rose
Rover the Brick
Russ Meneve: Bipolar
Ryan Belleville: Every Relationship Has Arguments
Ryan Hamilton: Lasik Surgery
Ryan Stout: Homeless Have It Good
Rylee Newton: A Little Flesh in Los Angeles
Sabrina Matthews: Gym Rats
Sandra Bernhard: On Breast Implants
Santa Singh
Satisfaction
Saving Her Butt
Scooby Doo
Scott Henry: Girlfriend's Family
Scott Kennedy: Addictive Personality
Scott Kennedy: My Brother, the Doctor
Seasick
Sex Schedule
Sex Therapy - Florida Style
Sex with Leprosy
Shane Mauss: Crazy Expressions
Shane Mauss: Freakishly Skinny
Shot To The Heart
Sick Hick
Signs That You're a Drunk
Skeleton
Sneezy
So Blonde... Blood Test
So Many Balls Between Us
Something Men Can't Get...
Something to Sneeze At
Sonny, Got Any Viagra?
Sperm Counting
Spliff Joke
Steady Hands
Steve McGrew: Favorite Store
Steve Shaffer: Catholic Parochial Education
Steve Sweeney: Growing Up Catholic
Stewed Tomatoes
Stop, Doc -- I Can't Take It
Strawberry Fields
Stuttering Problem
Susan Norfleet: Mother's Advice
Susie Essman: Running Into an Ex
Swallowing Viagra
T.J. Miller: Being Dyslexic
T.J. Miller: Marijuana Prescription
Taliban Snippet
Tami Vernekoff: Talk to Mom Every Day
Tammy Pescatelli: Fighting a Skinny Girl
Tarzan's Spare Parts
Taylor Negron: Inner Child
Ted Alexandro: Belong to a Gym
Ted Alexandro: Big Guys at the Gym
Ted Alexandro: What Are You Working Out?
Tell Me About Your Circuit Breaker
Terry Hodges: AIDS Is Not a Gay Disease
Tess: 90 Pounds
That's Some Sick Ship, Man
The Amazing Health Computer
The Army Hospital
The Blonde Flu
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare
The Businessman's Medical Problem
The Cure for Mutes
The Deacon's Last Words
The Dead Dog
The Doctor's Convention
The Doctor's Little Voice
The Fridge
The Gynecologist's Glasses
The Heart Of The Matter
The Hippie and the Spice Rack
The Newlyweds and the Doorknob
The Painter's Eyesight
The Patient
The Prognosis
The Scientist and the Frog
The Shooting
The Sick Husband
The Sklar Brothers: Crappy Snacks
The Tattoo
The Vet Bill
The Waiting Room
Thermometers
Things Couldn't Be Nurse
Third Opinion
Those Conceited Bastard Doctors
Tim Bedore: Playing Softball Over 30
Tim Young: Non-Drowsy Flu Medicine
Todd Barry: Germaphobe
Todd Barry: Nurses Kick Butt
Todd Barry: Personal Ads
Todd Barry: Therapist Bills
Todd Glass: Non-Smoking Room
Toe Tells Signs
Tom Cotter: Best Medicine
Tom Cotter: In My Blood
Tom Cotter: Kidney Transplant
Tom Cotter: Love Yourself
Tommy Davidson: Psychic Hotline
Tony Roberts: Only Bad News
Tony Sculfield: Starving Kid Commercials
Too Much Viagra
Tooth Pulling
Toothpaste Inventor
Tracy Morgan: No Need to Get in Shape
Tracy Smith: Any Surgery Imaginable
Tracy Smith: Body-Conscious Sisters
Tracy Smith: Doctor's Appointment
Tracy Smith: My Sister's Kids
Transplant
Two Psychiatrists
Two Ribbons
Two Sperm
Two Things In The Air
Two Weeks to Live
Ty Barnett: Herpes Medication Message
Ty Barnett: Paranoid Safety
U. Michigan/Ohio State
Upgrade for E.D.
Vernon Chatman: New Fake Tattoo
Viagra + Eyedrops = ?
Viagra for Gramps
Viagra Slogans
Viagra Theft
Viagra's Scientific Name
Viaxative
Victoria Jackson: Toughen Up the Image
Victorian Ladies
Wanda Sykes: Cutting Out Carbs
Wayne Federman: Athlete's Foot
Wayne Federman: Best Medicine
Wayne Federman: Gym Language
Wayne Federman: Jazz History
Wedding Night
Wedding Night Pranks
Weekend Getaway
Weight Loss Adjustment
Wendy Liebman: At the Gym
Wendy Liebman: Got My Period Today!
Wendy Liebman: Running When Necessary
Wendy Liebman: Scared of Sex
Wendy Spero: Responsibility for the Family
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
What do puppies and gynecologists...
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
What happens when lawyers take Viagra...
What P.M.S. Stands For
What's Up Doc?
When You Pull That Out
Whitney Cummings: Babies and Dogs
Who Knocked Up My Bear?
Why can't skeletons play music in ...
Why did the city build a graveyard...
Woman Dentist
Won't Be Needing These Nikes Anymore
Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ?
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Fire Department
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Flesh-Eating Disease
Yo' Mama's Teeth... Butter
You Did What With A What?
You Need Elephant Muscles
Zach Galifianakis: Another Reality Series
Zach Galifianakis: Greek Sinus Infection
Zach Galifianakis: Multiple Personalities
Zach Galifianakis: Suicide at Work
Zombie Booty Call... CPR
Zombie Booty Call... Dropped
Zombie Booty Call... Sun
Zombie Booty Call... Tear
Zombie Booty Call... Teeth

Jokes

Richard Lewis: After Intercourse

Richard Lewis: After Intercourse

Doctor

$10 Complaint

A Crazy Person in the Woods

A Few Good Lawyers

A Trip to the Doctor

A.J. Jamal: Don't Trust Condoms

A.J. Jamal: Good Place to Eat

Adam Ferrara: A Million Sperm

Ajai Sanders: AIDS Test Celebration

Al Clethen Jr.: Safe Sex

Al Jackson: Erectile Dysfunction

Al Lubel: Night Panic

Alfred Robles: Borderline Diabetic

Always Bring the Fingers

Amy Schumer: Deadliest Catch

Amy Schumer: Donated Blood

Amy Schumer: Mother's Advice

Amy Schumer: On a Date

Amy Schumer: Staying Skinny

Andrew Norelli: Wrong Time to Worry

Andy Kindler: Never Felt Better

Andy Kindler: Two Choices in Life

Anita Wise: Body Cracks

Anita Wise: Living in New York City

Anita Wise: Organic Exterminators

Anthony Griffith: George Foreman

Anthony Griffith: Safe Prison Sex

Anthony Griffith: Two Tours in Vietnam

Ardal O'Hanlon: Acute Pain

Ardal O'Hanlon: American Emphasis

Ardal O'Hanlon: Irish Prescription

Ardal O'Hanlon: Running Is Never Fun

Ardal O'Hanlon: Tiredness Can Kill

Aries Spears: Anthrax

Arj Barker: Good News About Smoking

Arj Barker: Not a Camel

Arj Barker: Smoker's Paradise

Arj Barker: Troubling Shoe Museum

Arj Barker: We'll Be Together

Arkansas Dentists

Arm Troubles

Army Nurse

Assembly Required

At the Pharmacy

Auggie Smith: No Smoking in Bars

Auggie Smith: Not the Booze's Fault

Avi Liberman: Gym Plans

Bad News

Barry Marder: New Slim-Fast Slogan

Barry Marder: Sensible Diet

Beautiful?

Becky Pedigo: Your Mind and Your Butt

Bedside Confession

Ben Bailey: Lactose Intolerant Intolerant

Ben Bailey: Restless Leg Syndrome

Ben Kronberg: God Created Cancer

Beyond Impotent

Big Girl With Yeast Infection

Bill Burr: Need a Plague

Bill Burr: The Life of a Kid

Bill Dwyer: Nurse Fantasy Games

Bill Hicks: Geraldo's Hands-On Journalism

Bill Santiago: Puerto Rican Dysfunction

Billiam Coronel: AAA Meeting

Billiam Coronel: Overweight at the Beach

Billiam Coronel: SPF

Billiam Coronel: When You Need to Diet

Bird It Through the Grapevine

Blind Man's Career

Blind, Blond & Ballsy

Blonde Hears Voices

Blonde in Pain

Blonde Nurse

Blonde's Appendicitis

Bob Marley: Atkins Diet

Bob Marley: Failing the Atkins Diet

Bob Nickman: Psychotic With Low Self-Esteem