Doctors, Nurses & Light Bulbs

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twelve. One to do it, one to chart it and ten to write the policy and procedure.

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. One primary care physican to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.

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