A army doctor walked into a room to check on his patient and to his alarm he seen a young army nurse masturbating him. He asked what to hell was going on. She said that the private had a condition where he needed to ejaculate every day.
The doctor looking further surprised shook his head and said well ok. So he went on and continue his rounds. About an our later the same army doctor walked in to see another patient and the same army nurse was sitting their giving his patient a blow job. He said what in the hell is going on now. The army nurse said he's got a condition that he's required to ejaculate every day.
The doctor responded by saying; well I just seen you treating a patient with a similar condition and you were masterbating him. The army nurse grabbed the patient's file and blurted out; But doctor he's a general.