Dave Nystrom: When Your Daughter Grows Up

When you have a little daughter, you don't want her to grow up thinking one day she's gonna get married and get pregnant and have a family. You want her to be like Barbie, the bleach-blond whore with the 28 double-D's, rolling around the pink Corvette, having bisexual orgies at the beach house with Ken Eunuch.

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