Jackie Kashian: Getting a Massage

I go up to the guy that I'm told to go to -- an old Chinese dude, Mr. Lee -- and I lay on the table, and he starts working on my back. And it's great. It's great. Yay! And then he starts working on my legs. And he's working up my legs -- and he's working up my legs -- until I'm forced to say, 'Hey, that's where I keep my vagina. You're gonna have to move to the other leg or up to the left and faster, one of the two 'cause I'm not made of stone as I pointed out.' And then he moved to the other leg, and no one was more disappointed than I.

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