Three Bees

There were these three bees trapped in a hive. The first one went up to the third bee and asked does he know how to get out of the beehive. The third bee said, "Suck my d**k and I'll tell you." So the first bee did what he was told to do. After he was done the third bee told the first bee, "Fly all the way up and hit the top as hard as you can." So the first bee did it. He died when his head hit the beehive.
Then the second bee went up to the third one and asked, "How do I get out of here?" "Suck my d**k and I'll tell you," said the third bee. So the second one did the same as the first one did. After he was done the third bee said, "Fly up fast as you can and hit the top of the beehive hard as you can two times." So the second bee flew up as hard as he could and hit his head on the hard beehive wall. He died in a heart beat. How do you think the third one got out? Suck my d**k and I'll tell you.

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