Andy Borowitz: Movie Titles on Your Bill

Issue number one: hotel porn. Now, I'm not saying I'm against it. I think, on the whole, I'm for it. But I think that they should rewrite the way the ordering instructions on screen are phrased because, right now, what it always says is 'Movie titles will not appear on your bill.' Now, personally, I think that it's sad enough that I'm sitting alone in a hotel room watching porn. They really don't need to introduce that whole element of shame into it. I mean, they might as well say, 'Movie titles will not appear on your screen, you sick, sick bastard.'