I met a girl recently, and we're talking, and she said, 'I'm bulimic.' So, I said, 'Well, how come you don't have an accent?' She said, 'No, it's a disease.' So, I said, 'Well, I'll get condoms. I don't want to catch some Albanian sh*t.'
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