Paul Mercurio: CD Player Sales Pitch

The salesman is using sex to sell me a CD player, giving me pressure about my love life. 'Mr. Mercurio, it's a five CD player carousel model. You load all five of your CDs into this baby -- you're with your woman, you're gonna make love -- you press "Play," you can go all night.' And I'm like, 'You know, Mr. Salesman, I'm not really a five CD man. You got something that plays 45s? Give me two minutes -- I'll give you the world.'

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