Laura Kightlinger: Handling Anal Requests

I'm sick of fighting it. I'm sick of having them say why it would be so great and me saying why it would not be so great. So, I've just decided that this is my excuse. This is what I say: 'You know, it's not that I don't want you to, the honest to God truth is -- it's haunted. I gotta be honest with you, the last person who went back there vanished, nothing left but a chipped tooth and a bloody eyeball.'