Words of Wisdom

This once again confirms that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor and on a very personal level.

Wisdom...

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is atime to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. Thespecial trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him... and the advice he used to give!

Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said...

"Son, Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your d**k look smaller."

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