Valentine Gift Test

Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you'd most like to receive....

1. Candy
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Sex
5. Dinner/Dancing
6. Waffle iron

1. CANDY

It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoystraditional gifts and hopefully likes to share.  OR... You're a selfish chocoholic whovalues a sugar high over everything, even true love.

2. FLOWERS

It means that... You love the beauty of nature, thescent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR... You get some twistedjoy out of watching vegetation wither and die.

3. A SWEET POEM

It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a culturedperson who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR... You're used to cheapgifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power andbeauty of the written word.

4. SEX

It means that... You are a passionate soul, a freespirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feelthat the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful. OR... You're a filthydegenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experienceafter another.

5. DINNER/DANCING

It means that... You enjoy the company of that specialsomeone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight. OR... You're easy to pleaseand probably willing to sell your body for food and a  few quick turns around thedance floor.

6. WAFFLE IRON

It means that... You're a practical person who believesin gifts that you can actually use. OR... You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving isall about and probably have some sort of deviant fetish involving kitchenappliances.

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