This guy was getting ready for his honeymoon. He went to his dad and said, "I have never done this before. Can you help me?" So the dad said, "Well, I will hide in the closet and you do something wrong I'll yell." Well that night came and the couple went to bed and, as they got going the guy yelled, "Oh s**t!" And his dad runs out of the closet and said, "Son wrong hole, wrong hole."