A man and his little girl arrive home after Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. The little girl asks, "Daddy, why do you call your assistant a doll?"
His wife glares at him. He explains, "Well, honey, it's a term of affection. She's very hard-working, and Daddy appreciates her efficiency."
"Oh," replies the little girl. "I thought it was because she closes her eyes when you lay her across your desk."