The name of this song is 'Things We Want to Know.' The first verse is things men want to know about women; second verse is things women want to know about men. Here are the guys: 'Why do you think you're so pretty? And why do you wear the panty hose? And why do you drink so much and don't have no money? And why do you mess with my stereo?' Here are the ladies: 'Why are all your friends so stupid? And why don't you wipe the toilet seat? Why is your fantasy to be with two women -- and you can't handle me?'